GETTING FAT

i want to get fat, what should i eat or do

Lots pf carbs and dont work out at all

kaulize tule tumomo twa UNGO uwes ama Kush kanono aliyechoma buloti juu ya matumbo ya nguruwe

Do what I do. Drink a lot of beer, eat uncontrollably and NEVER exercise. Become a couch potato.

Befriend @kush yule mnono

Drink 4 litres of milk daily and gain 10kg within one month, guaranteed. And its healthy and cheap as well.

Hint: Get rich first. Huwezi noneshwa na Githeri ama ugali-madondo pale kibandaski.

Kula baking powder, thank me later

hehe

Ukijua side effects za kunona villager, utatamani kukaa flat tummy vile uko …

Hamiya kenchick joint for Kuku porno Breakfast, Lunch na Supper.
Thank me later.

sijawai ona manki amenona

Enda ukule makrofia

In my quest to get fat, I keep consuming those foods that are deemed to be high calory. A casual conversation with a friend once alerted me to the dangers of doing such; you may not get fat, but your arteries will get clogged with fat, and that is more dangerous than being thin. You will never see that heart attack coming. @Luther12 pls confirm this. Though ile habit ya kunywa guinness ili kuokota weight imenishinda kuwacha :D:D:D

kuwa couch potato, take lots of mitura , soup daily, lots of carbohydrates and top it up with Tusker. Utatoa utambi ingine Mwenda uregret your quest for weight gain

KULA PORK

After three years I gave.
In doing so I went after a six pac.
Needless to say after three months I also gave up.
Thus I am neither fat nor muscled.

Become 40+ i speak from experience lol.

But seriously, why would u wanna be fat?

Just relax. At 40, kitambi utafunga tummy trimmer kirudi ndani kikatae - unless if you are an absolute peasant.

it looks kul,