Gish

Sasa si kitu 2013 nimegraduate pale Egerton na works haipatikani. Mimi uyo nimeamua kuhustle pale highway towers kwa cyber ya boy aliwa anaitwa Muna… Kuandikia ma school leavers cv. Kuapply ma licence, returns, ntsa, name them. Kuna uyu boy alikuwa anaitwa Gichuki, in short ni Gish. Jamaa was the apple of them ladies’ eyes. Alikuwa loaded according to standard zetu then.
So ikawa day moja haka kadem kalikam ku editiwa report form pale cyber. Dem ameiva aje!! I know you guys can picture this. A young palatable damsel who has curves in all the right places. Gish ametoka nauko amekam amefall for this girl. Na without our knowledge wakaexchange contact.
Holiday ikaisha bado Gish hajaonja mali. Then malaika wake akamjia. Dem akadai ako na safari na atakam sleep over then atembeze kiatu usubui.
Sa Gish akacheza ka yeye. Mechi ikatamba usiku kucha na morning as agreed dem gal akajitoa. Na yeye Gich akajipindua ajiekelee ndio masaa aamkie hustle.
Kitu saa tano, knock kwa mlango. Kufungua, ni ule dem na babake. Wamemletea madingo… Surprisingly, dem ako na school uniform analia… Kumbe walipatana na budake kwa stage. Kupatwa makofi mbili tatu akamwaga maneno kama redio mpya.
To cut the story short, tunaexpect Gish atoke this year.

mimi underage huogopa sana.ata sai mtaani wamejaa wenye wamemaliza fourth …na wameiva kama nyanya ya iganjo …mimi hata salamu sitaki zao…najifanya snob hadi kendo april hapo when am sure they now have legit IDs

Madingo ni wezi… not cops. That’s what my marish sheng tells me. Otherwise nice hekaya.

High schoolers mi huwadinya the day before wafungue, kuminimize hizo chances. Na natafuta kamtu both parents huwa busy at work, mathake akiwa housewife wewe kwisha. Na pia kamtu hakana pang’ang’a miiiiiingi. Akitangazia bestie wake vile captain obvious humthobotha, alafu bestie pia atangaze kwingine, itafikia wazazi. Ukiwa kwa movie shop huwes avoid kudinya hutu tumtu, unless you’re gay. Ata siku ntashikwa ntaambia judge “but your honour we need to be realistic. I operate a movie shop, what do you expecti?”

hehee…haina shida…in your defence utamuambia unawork kwa movie shop…sio?well by the time unatoka utapata movie stores hakunanga…kila mtu atakuwa na fibre kama vile kila mtu ako na simu…Now piga hesabu mahali kenya tuko on fibre connection and ni miaka ngapi kabla fibre ifikie kila mtu/nyumba

Hii story ni kama ile ya Kamale wa pub posted by @Macharia wa kamau …but hey.

https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/mtoto-wa-shule-issa-no.135256/#post-2572416

ndio nimeshindwa…kwani nilikua in a coma?

It inspired my story

Hekaya Safi, but kwani alivalia uniform wapi akipatikana kwa stage? Au alikuwa amebeba? All in all, underage Issa no go zone. Past 18 iko watu wengi saana.

Tuseme Gish amechunishwa sukuma banae alafu amepasuliwa mayai kwa kinyambis

Hii hekaya inakaa tu fake.
TIMS was launched late 2016.

Na vile choo za kanju zina hadi bafu?

It isn’t I swear.

Watoto wa shule wachaneni nao…waeke kama panding project for after 18 yrs

@Dayv is Gish

Dayv is not Gish… Hii ni kitu nilishuhudia