The narration is based on true events as experienced by the writer.
It was around mid january 2016 when one beautiful morning on my way to work I happened to sit alongside a cute chick in a mat. Since I was on a dry spell my instincts arose and as any sane person would do, started a conversion with her.
Everything went on well and finally I was left with her digits. Later we would chat whereby I learnt that she hailed from thailand cambodia to be precise kitui.
She is a SM and I provided a shoulder to lean on sent her fare buy goodies shopping etc. After a period not less than three weeks later I was invited for supper since the mkudigan of 5 yrs had been left at shags.
I knew that I was being an import,so as a man,3/4 kg mbuzi,check,bows and arrows check since all factors constant I knew I would pass the milky way.
After supper one thing led to another as my anticipation arose and soared.
She jumped onto me like a wounded lioness taking it last chance on a attacker. Kisses all over,hastily I put my bow and arrows in position but as I was about to park the car, lo and behold! :eek:(Someone insert john cena. Disappointment gif) it had more mileage than @uwesmake x6 jalopy:D:D. The thing had zero tolerance.I experienced a superhighway.:(
Sincerely threshhold was not met. :mad::mad:Today she calls and when a flasback of what I experienced that day, I dont pick up.
Buda mlipewa advice hapa juzi juzi…kameauuuu highway…mtu hushika hizo miguu kama scissors…nyoka ikianza kupiga nduru ati inaskia uchungu…fisi apan tambua.Ingiza black mamba na urarue kama sunguch lakini chunga hakuna kumwaga ndani…30k salo hukatwa.
Man as I was humping through infinity I called myself a meeting and resolved never to return. No imagination of kwamboka,sidika,peninah karibe could aid towards threshold.
Most often coomer nyingi zinakuwaga ma tunnels za superhighway…that is why siku hizi wasee wengine wanataka mkia wa dame after first shot. Si eti msee ako Na toothpick. Hapana. Kuna jamaa mwingine who said something about large pelvic floor. Manzi akiwa Na hiyo,wewe kazi yako itakuwa nikukamua ukifikiria matter core,mapaja au panty line uliona mchana ndio umwage. Hata ukiwa Na boro Kama ya funda.
That’s how God created them …ukianza grip poa, by the time you notice watoto ndio hawo ,quma shakua that size. You can’t fit sleeves haina spares like cars…solution : you became a sponsor !
