good memories about drugs and mostly "fangi"

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I don't know if it will make me a lesser man if i say that i have never tasted beer,although am born in Nyeri,i got lucky to be born in a Christian family where my Honorable dad spoke against the vice ,for this reason,pombe,sigara tobacco and the rest did not find a way into my life,though am clean of them,it does not mean that i did have people around me using the above substances ,below is a few stories that i can remember;

once upon a time,immediately after circumcision,one of our friends called kahuthu{rip} used to smoke bangi aka "fangi" on the specific day we were being served ugali and cabbages,ugali was brought but before the cabbages were brought,the ugali was over,{ugali ya watu 6}when we told him that he had eaten all ugali,he turned violent claiming that he had not taken anything since morning,an argument ensued and people came to find the reason,the dude was able to convince everyone that we ate the ugali and more was brought for him alone,we ate plain cabbages tukalala,at the middle of the night ,kahuthu woke up hungry like a puppy and thought that mattress was a big bread,soon he started eating it and before long......the mattress was half,the started having difficult breathing and we had to rush him to Nyeri pgh where he underwent minor surgery
 
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its bad to say,but i also know a lady called wambui who used to smoke fangi and used to drink alot,one day she dared men from the village to "sleep" with her,{they were 4 in number} they went to a house of one of them called maremba ,one of them did it,the second one,the 3rd one by 10pm,all men from the area new that there was "nyama mbichi" and all you required was a condom,fangi is the strongest energy giver,she served men for a whole night and day until she sobered up and found out men coming for round 2.......wacha niachie hapo
 

imei2012

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#5
If yu havent touched them my advice is never touch them once yu start itd very hard to stop its a slippery road to the rock bottom
 

kingolonde

Village Elder
#6
its bad to say,but i also know a lady called wambui who used to smoke fangi and used to drink alot,one day she dared men from the village to "sleep" with her,{they were 4 in number} they went to a house of one of them called maremba ,one of them did it,the second one,the 3rd one by 10pm,all men from the area new that there was "nyama mbichi" and all you required was a condom,fangi is the strongest energy giver,she served men for a whole night and day until she sobered up and found out men coming for round 2.......wacha niachie hapo
Sad but funny!!
 

kijanamrefu

Village Elder
#7
I don't know if it will make me a lesser man if i say that i have never tasted beer,although am born in Nyeri,i got lucky to be born in a Christian family where my Honorable dad spoke against the vice ,for this reason,pombe,sigara tobacco and the rest did not find a way into my life,though am clean of them,it does not mean that i did have people around me using the above substances ,below is a few stories that i can remember;

once upon a time,immediately after circumcision,one of our friends called kahuthu{rip} used to smoke bangi aka "fangi" on the specific day we were being served ugali and cabbages,ugali was brought but before the cabbages were brought,the ugali was over,{ugali ya watu 6}when we told him that he had eaten all ugali,he turned violent claiming that he had not taken anything since morning,an argument ensued and people came to find the reason,the dude was able to convince everyone that we ate the ugali and more was brought for him alone,we ate plain cabbages tukalala,at the middle of the night ,kahuthu woke up hungry like a puppy and thought that mattress was a big bread,soon he started eating it and before long......the mattress was half,the started having difficult breathing and we had to rush him to Nyeri pgh where he underwent minor surgery
:D:D Mattress jo!

Any drug consumed by anyone with and unstable emotional base, hiyo kitu huwasumbua. Hawa madame wenye hupiga about turn in character after 2 beers to become entirely different species hunishangaza.

Fangi nayo hizo zilikuwa munchies. Kuna watu hawaambatani nayo.
 

Fala 12

Kijana Fupi Nono Round
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kahuthu woke up hungry like a puppy and thought that mattress was a big bread,soon he started eating it and before long......the mattress was half,the started having difficult breathing and we had to rush him to Nyeri pgh where he underwent minor surgery
hapa boss kunahitaji suppoerting documents; medical report,picha sketch, signed affidavit etc
 

uncle nyam

Village Elder
#12
Nimeelewa kwa nini akili yako hupiga siasa 24,7 my friend kama hujawai vuta bangi the first time, you miss an exciting experience.. Nani anakumbuka day yake ya first? Hehehehe wacha nikule late lunch niwasimulie HOYA
 

Riddim

Village Elder
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its bad to say,but i also know a lady called wambui who used to smoke fangi and used to drink alot,one day she dared men from the village to "sleep" with her,{they were 4 in number} they went to a house of one of them called maremba ,one of them did it,the second one,the 3rd one by 10pm,all men from the area new that there was "nyama mbichi" and all you required was a condom,fangi is the strongest energy giver,she served men for a whole night and day until she sobered up and found out men coming for round 2..
hii fangi ya nyeri inakaa lethal:cool:
 

Alchemist

Village Sponsor
#18
Right on spot pips. I took my first hit upon being stressed by exams. F*ckin niggaz lied to me that I would remember everything I read. Upon finish several joints with them I headed to the library. Manze book ilikua inashake viajab. Nikiangalia watu na environment around, ata meza ziko poa. Needless to say I sneaked into the exam-room earlier and hid a textbook within eye view, "Memory reloaded".
 

Muranga

Village Elder
#19
hehe this story is funny I once tried smoking fangi while in university inorder to stay focused and read for an exam but I ended up blacking out and slept for 12 hours missing the exam. Bangi ni kitu mbaya sana.
 
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