good memories about drugs and mostly "fangi"

[wonderful wonder]

I don't know if it will make me a lesser man if i say that i have never tasted beer,although am born in Nyeri,i got lucky to be born in a Christian family where my Honorable dad spoke against the vice ,for this reason,pombe,sigara tobacco and the rest did not find a way into my life,though am clean of them,it does not mean that i did have people around me using the above substances ,below is a few stories that i can remember;

once upon a time,immediately after circumcision,one of our friends called kahuthu{rip} used to smoke bangi aka "fangi" on the specific day we were being served ugali and cabbages,ugali was brought but before the cabbages were brought,the ugali was over,{ugali ya watu 6}when we told him that he had eaten all ugali,he turned violent claiming that he had not taken anything since morning,an argument ensued and people came to find the reason,the dude was able to convince everyone that we ate the ugali and more was brought for him alone,we ate plain cabbages tukalala,at the middle of the night ,kahuthu woke up hungry like a puppy and thought that mattress was a big bread,soon he started eating it and before long......the mattress was half,the started having difficult breathing and we had to rush him to Nyeri pgh where he underwent minor surgery

 

[Ice_Cube]

I smoke maybe once or twice a year but never reached that point. I think its for those that abuse it

 

[bouss]

Dafuq..Had my share of munchies lakini godoro

 

[wonderful wonder]

its bad to say,but i also know a lady called wambui who used to smoke fangi and used to drink alot,one day she dared men from the village to "sleep" with her,{they were 4 in number} they went to a house of one of them called maremba ,one of them did it,the second one,the 3rd one by 10pm,all men from the area new that there was "nyama mbichi" and all you required was a condom,fangi is the strongest energy giver,she served men for a whole night and day until she sobered up and found out men coming for round 2.......wacha niachie hapo

 

[imei2012]

If yu havent touched them my advice is never touch them once yu start itd very hard to stop its a slippery road to the rock bottom

 

[kingolonde]

its bad to say,but i also know a lady called wambui who used to smoke fangi and used to drink alot,one day she dared men from the village to "sleep" with her,{they were 4 in number} they went to a house of one of them called maremba ,one of them did it,the second one,the 3rd one by 10pm,all men from the area new that there was "nyama mbichi" and all you required was a condom,fangi is the strongest energy giver,she served men for a whole night and day until she sobered up and found out men coming for round 2.......wacha niachie hapo

Sad but funny!!

 

[kijanamrefu]

I don't know if it will make me a lesser man if i say that i have never tasted beer,although am born in Nyeri,i got lucky to be born in a Christian family where my Honorable dad spoke against the vice ,for this reason,pombe,sigara tobacco and the rest did not find a way into my life,though am clean of them,it does not mean that i did have people around me using the above substances ,below is a few stories that i can remember;

once upon a time,immediately after circumcision,one of our friends called kahuthu{rip} used to smoke bangi aka "fangi" on the specific day we were being served ugali and cabbages,ugali was brought but before the cabbages were brought,the ugali was over,{ugali ya watu 6}when we told him that he had eaten all ugali,he turned violent claiming that he had not taken anything since morning,an argument ensued and people came to find the reason,the dude was able to convince everyone that we ate the ugali and more was brought for him alone,we ate plain cabbages tukalala,at the middle of the night ,kahuthu woke up hungry like a puppy and thought that mattress was a big bread,soon he started eating it and before long......the mattress was half,the started having difficult breathing and we had to rush him to Nyeri pgh where he underwent minor surgery

Mattress jo!

Any drug consumed by anyone with and unstable emotional base, hiyo kitu huwasumbua. Hawa madame wenye hupiga about turn in character after 2 beers to become entirely different species hunishangaza.

Fangi nayo hizo zilikuwa munchies. Kuna watu hawaambatani nayo.

 

[Fala 12]

kahuthu woke up hungry like a puppy and thought that mattress was a big bread,soon he started eating it and before long......the mattress was half,the started having difficult breathing and we had to rush him to Nyeri pgh where he underwent minor surgery

hapa boss kunahitaji suppoerting documents; medical report,picha sketch, signed affidavit etc

 

[scotch]

Umevuta kakitu wewe

 

[troller]

kahuthu woke up hungry like a puppy and thought that mattress was a big bread,soon he started eating it

 

[uncle nyam]

Hawa ni wale wajuaji wa C. U

 

[uncle nyam]

Nimeelewa kwa nini akili yako hupiga siasa 24,7 my friend kama hujawai vuta bangi the first time, you miss an exciting experience.. Nani anakumbuka day yake ya first? Hehehehe wacha nikule late lunch niwasimulie HOYA

 

[Riddim]

its bad to say,but i also know a lady called wambui who used to smoke fangi and used to drink alot,one day she dared men from the village to "sleep" with her,{they were 4 in number} they went to a house of one of them called maremba ,one of them did it,the second one,the 3rd one by 10pm,all men from the area new that there was "nyama mbichi" and all you required was a condom,fangi is the strongest energy giver,she served men for a whole night and day until she sobered up and found out men coming for round 2..

hii fangi ya nyeri inakaa lethal

 

[Riddim]

hapa boss kunahitaji suppoerting documents; medical report,picha sketch, signed affidavit etc

...na barua ya subchief.

 

[Wakanyama]

kuna jamaa najua alikula githeri nyungu ile kubwa mzima ikiwa kwa moto,alikuwa anachota kidogo kidogo kama inaendelea kuiva ,mara ya mwisho alichota maji

 

[Unicorn]

I have a feeling @The_Atheist and @gashwin might have a story to tell. Njooni hapa.

 

[MBOMB]

I read somewhere that "utajua bhangi ni mbaya ile time utakazwa na mkojo alafu ufungue zip kukojoa...then ukojooooooooooe,
ukimaliza ugundue ni zip ya jacket ulikuwa umefungua"

 

[Alchemist]

Right on spot pips. I took my first hit upon being stressed by exams. F*ckin niggaz lied to me that I would remember everything I read. Upon finish several joints with them I headed to the library. Manze book ilikua inashake viajab. Nikiangalia watu na environment around, ata meza ziko poa. Needless to say I sneaked into the exam-room earlier and hid a textbook within eye view, "Memory reloaded".

 

[Muranga]

hehe this story is funny I once tried smoking fangi while in university inorder to stay focused and read for an exam but I ended up blacking out and slept for 12 hours missing the exam. Bangi ni kitu mbaya sana.

 

[Purr_27]

I read somewhere that "utajua bhangi ni mbaya ile time utakazwa na mkojo alafu ufungue zip kukojoa...then ukojooooooooooe,
ukimaliza ugundue ni zip ya jacket ulikuwa umefungua"

Kindly explain ...