Good News

To you midgets…

MMNN, [30.07.20 15:42]
People over six feet tall are more than twice as likely to be diagnosed with COVID-19, the results of a new survey reveal.

The global team of researchers, including experts from the University of Manchester and Open University, surveyed 2,000 people in the country, as well as the US, to determine whether their personal attributes, work and living practices might play a role in transmission.

The results found that taller people are at a higher risk, which researchers say suggests that the contagion is spreading through the air because height would not be a factor if the virus was only contractible through droplets, according to the report.

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From a midget’s point of view?
Could this be a confession of one’s midgetness?