OMONDI IS A MAHINDI CHOMA VENDOR IN
KISUMO…
CHIC: hey, how much do you sell this?
OMONDI: moseng’ad no kose full?
CHIC: what???
OMONDI: awacho ni uyo menye mesakatwa iko
siling kum
na tano.
CHIC: hehe dude, i just dropped from london
jana, where i
was for two weeks, am used to english.
OMONDI: achieng, we nasaokota accent ya
London tangu
we apate scholassip jusi yawa?
CHIC: hehe dude, am not achieng, am cassey
washington
pwis.
OMONDI: orait, forgive my prior choice of
dialect which
unfortunately is nolonger palatable to your
comprehension
that has gained diasporic metamorphosis. I
hope
art thou
well oh diasporic damsel. Am pleased to offer
you todays
specials: a dismembered combusted zea mays
that goes
for a mere decagon. If your desire is in the
coordinates of
zea mays that has not been dismembered, you
will part
with just two decagons.
CHIC: wah! enyewe mi ni sabina achieng,
umenisahau
kwani omosh? Iwacho nang’o?!
OMONDI: oooh achieng! maindi full 20 bob,
maindi nusu 10
bob