HACKED ErECTIONS.....long read

Babuon amekataa forced retirement na thanks to him, tension imefanya ata kazi siendi. Leo tumetulia hapa uthamakistan hq na my fellow shiny eyes (maguku na manyeni) tukisheherekea dll. ya kamwana kukubali. Maguku akaamua atatutolea fom in form of mzinga 1 ltr kc coconut, nami nikaona nirepresent clan yangu nikatumana mbuzi kilo tatu pale bombay. Manyeni akaona lazima arudishe mkono akaongeza mzinga moja. Fast forward kindu 45 mins later tumeshiba kama madvd akinasa hao na mzinga moja imehackiwa. Kidogo kidogo cuzo ya Maguku (momo yellow yellow) amefika kutoka nyairofi na a black mbeauty mfupaspective friend in tow…maintro teke teke alafu maguku akakimbilia glass extra. Small talk na Kc ikareveal Kumbe hii mfupa ni hybrid ya Ma ass ai na shiny eye…jokes kidogo na kunguru ikakula mtama. Nikaoffer kumtembeza ajue maeneo akakubali, bila kujua mimi na Maguku ni majirani. Manyeni and crew wakanirushia knowing glances juu ya vile Naserian (mfupa) alikua anastagger as we left. Kufika kejani naingia nikijua vile nitakamua nyoka hadi puthy iseme tialala…shock on me, mfupa imebleki kitandani, kumbe alinyonya kc on an empty stomach. Sasa niko hapa macho inasafishwa mos mos kiuthighland na chuma inasema lazima ilale ndani…shida sitaki kesi asubuhi ati nlitake advantage, wadau saidieni hapa…hii kura nitakua nimeiba kweli?

Mbisha ya mbish priss

it is irresponsible of a man to give a woman a second drink before he knows if she has had a meal…

i demand near-infrared imagery of the said thighs

@Jemedari ongea vizuri na @Female Perspective akubali nianike wingmbish yake hapa

Hapa siwes dispute hii mafisi rule no. 8.4M…nahitaji pnc kuona clearly, dryspell inasumbua

Pangeni line pale nje na @Jemedari mngoje fp akuje

baba ochi is this you?

Cheza chini…RWNEEEEBPORK

:eek:amosi osiepa

I can neither confirm nor deny @emali’s allegations:D

@gashwin ber ahinya…sasa gurumisha kawasaki ulale

silali mapema leo…am a little distraught…

@gashwin ang’eyo odwaro baba to end the madness

yes, seriously coz we have more than enough orphans… lakini your Dholuo grammar is fail…

Mimi nangoja hii mfupa iamke niipanue kama red sea, kabla pnc inipate nitakua canaan

:D:D:DKech nega…

Tano tena

si una ogada hapo?:slight_smile:

When Uncle Sam ditches you (John Kearie) you know is bad