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Hapo zamani za kale kula kuwa na mzee moja anaitwa Gashui. Ule mzee hakuwa na bibi wala watoto. Mzee alikuwa mkulima and his favourite tree was a mango tree. He loved this mango tree very much.
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Lakini kulikuwa na shida moja, kila usiku kuna sungura mjanja ilikuwa inakuja inaiba maembe. Jina ya ako ka sungura ilikuwa Lee-Chow-tee. Every time mzee heard noises ya sungura ikipanda mti ya maembe he would come out quickly and try to catch it.

Mzee will be wewe sungura sikumoja nitakushika na nikuchinje nikukule. Una mazoefu ya kuniibia maembe zangu kila usiku.

But the sungura was too quick for the mzee and every time mzee chased it the msungura would just laugh and say hahahaha mzee wewe ni mzee na uwesmake kunishika hahahaha.

Mzee got tired of this mwizi and hatched a plan. Alitafuta a very strong glue (those days kulikuwa na home made glue that were so strong). He applied the glue on the tree and went to sleep soundly.

Asubuhi kuamuka he went to the tree smiling knowing his trap had worked.

Na ukweli akapata ile sungura ikwama kwa mti. Ile design mkono zote iko stuck to the tree plus mguu zake mbili.

Mzee akasema well well si nilisema nitakushika. Mzee had brought a stool. Alikuwa na uji plus mkate kavu bila blueband. He started eating the uji and mkate as he looked at the poor sungura. All this time singing kikuyu gospel songs while he danced and tingishad kiyambis.

When he was through he told the sungura wakati imefika. The mzee lowered his trouser and started chunisharing the sungura sukuma banae.

MZAE: tami sana kama nyama ya sungura. Uuuuh aaaaaah.

SUNGURA: woi woi mzee unaniumiza ouch ouch. Ata afadhali ungeniuwa unichinje unikule na ugali badala ya kunichunisha sukuma.

MZEE: hata kwa hoteli kuna kuanga na kitu inaitwa appetiser before the main meal....uuuuuh aaaaaaah tamu sana.

Later on the mzee chinjad the sungura. He called his neighbours na wakasosi ile sungura na sembeste

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