Hadithi Hadithi!! Hadithi njoo

Hapo zamani za kale kula kuwa na mzee moja anaitwa Gashui. Ule mzee hakuwa na bibi wala watoto. Mzee alikuwa mkulima and his favourite tree was a mango tree. He loved this mango tree very much.
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Lakini kulikuwa na shida moja, kila usiku kuna sungura mjanja ilikuwa inakuja inaiba maembe. Jina ya ako ka sungura ilikuwa Lee-Chow-tee. Every time mzee heard noises ya sungura ikipanda mti ya maembe he would come out quickly and try to catch it.

Mzee will be wewe sungura sikumoja nitakushika na nikuchinje nikukule. Una mazoefu ya kuniibia maembe zangu kila usiku.

But the sungura was too quick for the mzee and every time mzee chased it the msungura would just laugh and say hahahaha mzee wewe ni mzee na uwesmake kunishika hahahaha.

Mzee got tired of this mwizi and hatched a plan. Alitafuta a very strong glue (those days kulikuwa na home made glue that were so strong). He applied the glue on the tree and went to sleep soundly.

Asubuhi kuamuka he went to the tree smiling knowing his trap had worked.

Na ukweli akapata ile sungura ikwama kwa mti. Ile design mkono zote iko stuck to the tree plus mguu zake mbili.

Mzee akasema well well si nilisema nitakushika. Mzee had brought a stool. Alikuwa na uji plus mkate kavu bila blueband. He started eating the uji and mkate as he looked at the poor sungura. All this time singing kikuyu gospel songs while he danced and tingishad kiyambis.

When he was through he told the sungura wakati imefika. The mzee lowered his trouser and started chunisharing the sungura sukuma banae.

MZAE: tami sana kama nyama ya sungura. Uuuuh aaaaaah.

SUNGURA: woi woi mzee unaniumiza ouch ouch. Ata afadhali ungeniuwa unichinje unikule na ugali badala ya kunichunisha sukuma.

MZEE: hata kwa hoteli kuna kuanga na kitu inaitwa appetiser before the main meal…uuuuuh aaaaaaah tamu sana.

Later on the mzee chinjad the sungura. He called his neighbours na wakasosi ile sungura na sembeste

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kamidget hii ushoga yake imepita mipaka,

Self proclaimed homo midget…

:D:D:D hujaambia village idler na huyo lichoti poa . But literature naona ulipita mtihani

:D:D:D condom alivaa kabla achunishe sungura sukuma
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They come to mind…

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You know this statement is a beastiogay line , right?

:D:D

Niaje dildo sized midget.

:D:D:D:D:D

Don’t blame him ndio effects za I don’t do Blacks women but he lowers his trousers for fellow men to bang his black pimpled ass.

Hadithi not complete. As a result,it is rejected.
@Panyaste go bring the hadithi we know…t

Yaani lazima story zako ziishe na mtu akichunishwa sukuma.

This story has beastiality, homosexuality and madness in it. You require help kijana!

Na huyu @gashwin ako wapi. Njau, kuja. Ati unapenda uji na mkate kavu ndio u recharge mawe?

:D:D:D:D:D,hizi hadithi za midget should be published.

Kwa hii hadithi wametaja ma sponsor wawili, mchunishwa na mchunishana skuma cc @Hoyole idler and @Embu ticha

Kanono…that conclusion can be contested. You know that,don’t you?

@kush yule mnono na @patco hapana ita mimi kwa utoto wa mtu mkubwa otherwise tutakaa watoto sote. Not good at all.

kapanya badilisha peddy…uko karibu kukua @Mwendawazimu …kwanza umetusi mwalimu…10 out of fifte