Have u ever used a lodging? U are a brave man

The only time I use lodging ni nikitravel to far flung areas e.g. border ya U.G. huko Malaba na towns before ufike Mombasa

Kuna time nilienda Voi nikaget lodge iko na mdudu black flani kwa sheets. But nilikua nimeshalipa. I can’t let my money go to waste. So I requested sheets mpya kindly

COZ I HAD THE TIME. Nikaletewa vitu fresh

Lakini imagine kunguru imekam kupewa bonoko alafu uone mdudu? Si utalenga? Def
No time to waste.
This chic’s can change their mind waanze za “am not comfortable here”

Hua unajiangusha sana ukipeleka kunguru lodging BTW. Mkigaragara kwa sheets zimejaa tu @Starscream na mapoko wake

Plus aibu ya kuonekana na hawa madame mnajuanga. Wewe umevaa official na uko na simu ya bei. Yeye amevaa sandals na jeans na simu ya kabambe/ some shit kama @chloee. Everyone who lays eyes on you will know what’s going down

Komboa nyumba. Nunua bed na mattress. Naonanga peasants hutengenezewa chuma undetachable

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Badala ya kuwaste pesa na Lanye, upgrade , nunua phone iko na android pie. Wacha kutumia lollipop 2019

Naona Huyo tenant anakusafisha macho, caretaker

I prefer airbrb.

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Unapenda kunitaja ovyo under 18

If u had brains u would know the chic is the one who took the picture.

That’s def a Selfie.

Comeback level 99/100.

Voi kuna hoteli safi cheap ulienda lodge kufanya nini?

Kulala. Hii story ya hotel ni ya per diem ama sponsor

Pia wewe unataka 20k uwache kulia?

volume iko sawa

Ungejua venye madem kama hawa waki ona 102kg of pure muscle huwa wana isha nguvu kwa magoti… “aki babe uko strong” , " sweety hio chest ni comfortable “, " si ukona mkono mkubwa hunny”

Wank back to reality ghasia

Skinny nigga go hit the gym.

Kunguru wanaona German machine yangu matiti zinasimama. Nikikohoa wanaiitika.