Last year was on Mah way to thika town , I didn’t have any DL plus my motorbike is faulty kupitia Thika superhighway , kidogo ingechomoka nyororo au izime abruptly nikanyagwe na kenyaUa au kilory muoboleze kuwachwa na shujaa…
So in short from juja to thika I prefer panya routes , ndarugu, weteithie to Thika .
So Kuna place hapo weteithie penye mwane , alinyeshewa risasi na kina hessy , Kuna tumashamba kidogo kidogo zenye watu hulima na sewage yote imetoka gatundu kwa kina wajohi wa mashati na ingine hapo hapo to weteithie, Ni karibu na reli …
As I pass through a kasmall road in the bushes a young man passes me at a very fast speed , nyuma yake followed by people with jembes and pangas “”, ua ua uwa ua, uraga, mwei, mwizi , kingei" . I step on the brakes n watch them chase the young man down the rails , bahati mbaya the young man falls .
Just like in the movie Shaka Zulu , one guys throws a panga which goes up high flying falling on his skull before he could stand up n run . Waaaaaah Kama sio mkale amerusha sijui…
Kidogo kidogo the crowd has outdone him , za mwizi Ni fotee , huyu I bet zake zilikuwa zimefika . In the next 12 mins mtoto anabondwa na kukata katwa Kama spinach . I haven’t yet left my bike , this territories are like Syria , trust no one , ghetto boys can snatch it wakaipimishe scrap metal…
The young man I later got to understand had stolen those danias , yes those tiny vegetables with a nice aroma zenye hutoka 3 Bob ka bunch kadogo “akua Dania ngai” an old woman wails as she covers the boys corpse, who I guessed hadn’t turned 20… the poor fella even died with an erection …
Minutes later the chief arrives , accesses the situation n calls a police can that picks the body … I drive off to Thika town but 1st napitia kiandutu nakunywa keg vikombe mbili in some dingy mabati pub … Malanye Ni mob Sana huko kwanza wakao .