Have you scratched it in Nairobi?

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You people realize masturbation if free right?
Wet crack really has men doing the most. Alafu upate haina grip hata.

shida si msichana shida ni pesa tukuwe tu honest. Zanzibar is not expensive even by Kenyan standards. Kama wewe ni millionaire ata tu kama uko na 1 million zanzibar si kitu ya kupea mtu stress. Wanaume watafute pesa before watafute wasichana kwani mtaambiwa mara ngapi.

Mimi kama ni coomer nataka, huwa upfront. Nakuuliza crude questions kama “hizo miguu unanipanulia lini…suruari unanitolea lini…coomer yako ni red au pink”? Hapo it’s either nitukanwe na nikule block, au niangukie those slutty chicks, wale wa kuchekacheka wakikuambia “aki si una ujinga!?” It results in huge cost savings.

hizo vitu zinapeanwa bure kwa bedsitter wengine wakipeleka zanzibar

ndio nashangaa, mtu anajifanya sijui zanzibar , sijui mauritius na kunajamaa hutuma sms(tena zile za free!) na kunguru inafika na chupi mkononi

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@Lerionka hio yako hapana…wacha dry spell inichape kiasi but i end up in a womans arms…women are dying to get laid bana hi theme ya self stimulation kwa hii forum baffles me.

Anyway like i always say…to each his own.

Yaani upeleka mtu hadi Zanzibar juu ya coomer pekee? Iyo ni kitu unaeza pewa hadi kwa msitu. Waah. Waty hunishangaza.

You didn’t get the message and it’s showing.
Bora Bora too is pocket change to some people but that’s not the point

Sasa message ni nini? Mnapenda Kulia sana maisha ni willing seller willing buyer. Kama huwezani wa zanzibar achia wanaoweza

Zanzibar hatukatai, lakini usiexpect kukwaruzia Zanzibar kile umenyimwa kukwaruzia Nairobi

Mimi niki-land Zanzibar najipeleka mimi mwenyewe juu najipenda sana. In fact, I would rather go alone so I can sample those Zanzibar or Mauritius women.

Definitely, money isn’t the issue here, shida nikubebwa ufala. Silas mwenyewe anasema, he was already friend zoned.
Meaning , even if they managed to fly out, huyo manzi hangemwandalia senye. There’re a good number of yellow yellow chicks, and those with Some extraordinary assets, who are used to taking men for a ride.
All they do is demand for dates , at some above average place, and once there, they’ll eat and drink expensive items on the menu, then order for the same for take out.
Alafu , anakuwacha mtaani , feeling used and stupid. Before we do all that, wacha kwanza aniandalie senye, and then she can have her way, otherwise, i prefer brief meet and greets, not even over a cup of coffee.
Tupatane kwa gas station, we talk kila mtu aende zake, if not, let’s split the bill halfway, that way no one will be left feeling used.

Hii ni ujinga gani? Nikama kwenda na nyama kwa butchery. Enda Zanzibar ukiwa pekee yako tafuta kuma huko and enjoy ua stay. Nini mbaya na wanaume siku hizi? The only woman i can take to places like those is the mother of my children. Kama ni umalaya nataka naenda huko na tafuta malaya wa huko.

Simp

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I agree. Some negros are fools

Hapo sawa!

Wakati mwingine first aid is better and cheaper.

Ata kwa mahindi