Head ache

Sasa jana, i was out shopping for a solvent…u know…ya ku dilute my Friday Viceroy. Nikaingia hapo Naivas next nikachukua Cider inaitwa Savanah. Very sweet thing. Nikaichapa fifty fifty na viceroy quarter. Slept like a kangaroo baby.
Trouble is, Niko na hangover inatoshana matter core ya Mrs Muriithi. Kichwa inauma kama dick ya Kirui…na ninaona marundu rundu. Pia niko na Hicups every six minutes. Mdomo imekauka mbaya. Naskia siurura kwa mbali. My right eye is watery. Sijui itakuaje

Mrs. Muriithi sio Horus, ule watu walikuwa wanauliza kama she is coming or going

I have it in good authority that the real mrs mureithi has a voluminous pear shaped ass atop some miguu stove.

Fisked.

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Fits the description perfectly!

You poisoned yourself ? Kunyua maji bro. Lots of water

That’ her former house maid and current daughter inlaw .

Last week niliambua kiasi pale Mama Ngina, kidogo kidogo fisilet ingine half jadhe half kyuk ikajileta ikakaa kwa bench, but nilijua tu imeletwa tu na ushiny eye in her cos iliona no. za gari na zile sticker za kencont(hapo kwingine ni hekaya for another.)
Fast forward 3 hours, niko homeground area ya Tononoka Club Savannah naibuiya tei na nyama, ikanisho nikunywe energy drink ile ya Azam ya 50 bob, sema kuumwa na kichwa since then ile ya migraine.

Heheh @Young , brary ngware wewe.

hehehehe, kwanza hapo kwa “shiny right eye is watery” perfect cc @Electronics4u

Sijui mbona watu hukua ni hii misplaced logic kama hukukunywa maji mingi ukulewa sahi hio maji mingi haiwezi saidia my rule inakua for every part(tot) of hard liquor i take two parts of water that way huwes kua dehydrated

Sasa utalewa aje ukidilute a diluted drink. Maji ni ya kuoga bro

When you are nursing hangover. That’s when you need alot of water

Ulikamua?

Exactly. Kama sasa , am sipping Guarana pole pole…its 92% water.

[SIZE=5]Fisked[/SIZE]! [SIZE=1]runs and hides under @Guru s parachute…[/SIZE]

Wewe kijana, heke wewe… @introvert njoo uone ile shida uliniletea brary cartoonist

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Hehehe…
Hii mambo inafaa TJRC.
Hiyo tu.

Huyo hakuwangi na matter core…

@mabenda4 wee riu urapresent symptoms ta cia ng’ombe ina ndigana…