Heading to UG......Any Tips

Am landing to the Museveni kingdom coming weekend. Av vowed I must get one or two kienyejis from the place. Veterans leteni izo baze za uko naeza pata hawa watu. Also, do’s n dont’s. Let’s go…

Its Sunday ! Weekend imeisha ama umelewa?

Land kwanza then utu ambie ni wapi tukuambie beacons mali tuliwacha

There’s a dude here who pretend drives an imaginary X6… am sure he’d love to give you a tip.

Tip No.1: Don’t catch a virus

Tip No. 2: Chunga mfuko kwa club

Tip No. 3: Don’t leave without experiencing kachabari.

Should have been numero uno.

I Fucked a 10/10 lady according to my standards for UGX 7000 last year hapo kwa streets za champala

:eek: :(Tuliwaambukiza wizi

I would advise you to seek advise from @WuTang. There is a place near Makerere utakulana sana. I think it is Kabalagala.

Kisha depending on your schedule tumia sites kama Badoo na Tinder although most are biznesswomen. Hapo utachagua mzigo uiambie ije hotel kisha uile kilaini sana. That is what most foreigners do. Bei usipitishe 40K za UG.

Kisha usikubali maneno ya Uber na Special hire( Taxi za huko zinaitwa hivyo). Ambie atumie matata ambayo wanaiita Taxi huko na pili atumie BodaBoda. Lure them to your base usiende zao mahali utafunzwa ya Mjini.

People are not as rich as Kenyans there so usidanganyike,ladies wakijua we ni foreigner they may want to exploit you.

Where will you be staying ili nikudirect vipoa. If your hotel itakuwa CBD utaenjoy sana.

You’ll be urinated on in the name of squirting. Also, weka antivirus mpangoni

sijajua poa but ni apo around tao

Utakula poa mkuu. Ila weka CD mpangoni. Na uwe makini kiasi yake. Pale hotelini chukua mgeni reception na ukimaliza mshukishe. Ug pia security ni kali sana. Hata watchman ana Bunduki. So usihofie sana. Watu pia wapole sana.

Yeah, condomize and carry your brains with you.

Tembea kabalagala, makindye, namasuba. Be wary man… Kamdudu UG ni most than malaria.

Kabalagala is on Ggaba rd past Nsambya. I think you meant Wandegeya, it is like a kasmall version of Westlands and adjacent to Makerere University. But in Kla, every day is a party day.

So many places to choose from na WaKenya ni kibao pia. You’ll find your way easily, belie dat.

chonjo

[B]KWANZA : Jifunze Kachabari … [ …If you don’t know what that is , …you are a non-starter …!! ]

PILI: Madame wa Kiganda wanapenda jamaa mwenye “Swag” … [ kama huna “mapedho” , wewe ni non-starter …!! ]

TATU: Lazima uwe “Bingwa Wa Romance” … [ Papasa Papasa , Nyonya Nyonya , Sugua Sugua …na kadhalika …!!]

Game yako ikiwa Juu … Unawapata kwa wingi sana …!![/B]

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Happy Hunting …!!

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