Hehe this one killed me haha
REASON WHY SOME PEOPLE DONT GREET ELDERS IN THEIR VILLAGES
Some village old women are too much.
Just greet an old woman and she will tell you the story of your
generation.
“Good morning Maama.”
Old woman “Morning,
Is this not Shivukhulu the son of Wepukhulu the man who raped two girls before getting married to Nekesa the daughter of the jackfruit seller who fell from a jackfruit tree while staring at the buttocks of Nakhutu the village famous prostitute who aborted sixteen pregnancies before getting married to Namunyu the famous thief from the neighbouring village? Is it not ur grandfather Mzee Kundu that died of madness after he was found in a coffee plantation with your immediate neighbor? Eh, so you have grown so big?”
U leave regretting 
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Hiyo mtaa yenu inakaa kuwa na mushene kibao.
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Is that what happens in luhya land?
kupitia tu ka naenda zangu
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I need such kiondo
Hehehe hio ni hate speech
uko na ngapi?
Hii niliona 2002
Hii uliambiwa 2002…
unauza ngapi