Hekaya….. Pali Nimetoka na Keroro Eishhh!!!!! Ni FRIDAY kumbuka

It was back in 2006, and those days I was in my prime and I enjoyed every bit of hard hustled cash, on suturdays kama kawa we started it lightly with Kegetion as we chewed both Mogoka and Miraa afte ikisonga, kuja usiku mat hapo Jasho destination Monte Carlo, on our way donda anaitisha ferare, wewe slaps kiasi atambue renegades ni akina nani, one of my friends even wanted him to alight as the Nissan was moving……….
Cut the story shot we head to KegCity to grab some makali b4 we enter Monte, NAPOLEON like 2full 250ml each one of us then we head to Monte. Since I was a heavy tanker I headed back to KegCity at around midnight, drunk 1Kenya King since Napi haikua and carried one takeaway KK and managed to smuggle it into Monte where I then mixed it with Beer. There after I just remember alighting at Dohnholm instead of Caltex or Mtindwa Umo, from there I lost direction completely and begun a journey to reach Umoja which never was, instead I found myself looking at NYAYO STADIUM!!!..
From Doni to Nyayo I was literally sleepwalking because I knew I was in kisumu getting close to my home, I had just trekked from Nai to Kisumu and as i got closer and closer I tried to walk faster, from around 3 a.m. to 7:30 in the morning I crossed through swamps and Ghetos to Nyayo even bought Mandazi mwitu along the way, I met people in the darkness and I was so confident since I was preparing for some Boxing Tournaments and I was also drunk, luckily I was never attacked by any animal or human (thanks to God).
Seeing the view of Nyayo Stadium beat the sense back in me and I woke up from my dream, True I was in Nairobi and this was a bad situation, my legs were aching, I was thirsty, my shoe sole was cracked and I only had 50bob. Eish Sare kwa ma3 hadi tao tena sare kwa 35/60 hadi Umo, kushuka kununua maziwa ku dive kwa bed na kulala from around 8:30 to 5p.m jioni.
Eish Masaibu ya Reggae na Makali ilipatia Colombo mojawapo funzo la kimaisha……………………………. Tafakari haya na usinywe Pombe kiholela holela……
I will bring another Hekaya from PinkElephant Reggae pon Red carpet Swara Restaurant soon

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hii auto pilot ya kupotea njia mbona si ielewi, ile najua nikuamka kwa bed kitu lunch time but haukumbuki vile ulifika kwa nyumba

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The worst auto pilot ni ile I found myself kwa nyumba with my white Tshirt turned red due to blood. Hekaya baaadaye from watu tulikua nao ilisema tulipigana na some street kids that wanted to rob us but i still lost my phone and a sharp object punctured my lip

Hiyo siku tulikua tumekunywa Keg mixed with Naps

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unajua mbisha yako uki dream walk hapa ni muhimu sana

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nilikunywa konyagi imbo next najipata kwa loo ya keja yangu in the morning, nilikula k.o mid-dump like Rick James said, Coccaine is a hell of a drug

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COLOMBO WEWE NDIO ULIINSPIRE HAWA VIJANA WA MAUKI FAMILY,

BUT STORY YANGU 2008 TUMEINGIA NA BESTE YANGU NAIROBI WEST MALL KILA MTU NA GARI YAKE, TUKACHUKUA KUNA POMBE YA INDIA JINA YAKE SIJUI NI LIONSKY AMA NINI , SISI HAO TUKAANZA KUMEZA , AFTER MZINGA YA KWANZA MIMI HUYO KAMA KAWA WHEN AM DRUNK AM SO HAPPY AND DANCING TO EVERY SONG ESPECIALLY ROCK AND BONGO EVEN REGGAE WHICH I HATE. MZINGA YA PILI KUANZA NISHAKATIA DEM AKO KWA LAPS NAMPEA STORY ZA UWONGO VILE MIMI NI NAFANYA MICROSOFT DEM WA UNI AMEINGIA BOX, SO WE ARE done around 12 tunaamua we go to Rafikis am high like an eagle, so i took my uni gal who was puking all over kwa gari yangu and agree i follow my friend with the girl he was with. thats the last i remember . the next thing niliamka kwa gari KWA BASEMENT YA TAJ MALL, TAJ MALL! IT WAS AROUND 7 ON SUNDAY DEM PIA AMECHEW HAPO KANDO YANGU . SO I ASKED MYSELF how did i manouvre through mombasa road na hizo gari zote past n.airpot road uzuri bado bypass haikuwa, but nilichukuwa mrembo tukaingia nyayo estate, carried her into the house used a wet clothe to wash her and this was when i had my 3rd mpaka kwa mkia session.

point is pombe ni mbaya especially ukiwa na gari.

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nishawai piga ngeta na machokosh Moi avenue nikiwa mlevi…my phone went lakini wallet zii…all along nilikuwa nimeishikilia back pocket very tightly

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KUMBE NDIO SABABU WEWE HUCHUKIA UWESCHOKOSH

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hahaha hiyo idhaa nilikua na 3310 Nokia hakuna mbisha

Bado hujaswaga mix ya makali nyingi kitu kama 1.5 or 2 litres of Makali, kama utakua una nguvu ya ku tembea ndo utapata hiyo Autopilot

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Mejja sums it very well… Kwani jana kuliendaje

and when you start getting those Mejja moments every now and then… it’s time to take control. However it is easier said than done, because POMBE… imenionyesha maneno from being mugged countless times, blacking out in a ma3, mchele, vita za kijinga, kulazwa kwa reli, kutukana boss wangu, accidents za kijinga, kuibiwa na mapoko… Eish!!! I am just grateful I got out before it was too late.

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Pia Kuchanganya Makali ndo huwa worse, halafu uongeze kuchukia REGGAE

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Eish, wewe ume suffer boss, pole, na uliacha kapsaa

Been dry since August last year

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hata wine ama Busaa mtu wangu, haki acha nitafte ICON ya MAKOFI, congrats man, the longest I rest for 5days or 4days, but if on meds I can even take 2weeks juu I don’t drink on weekdays unless ni Friday ama occasion.

Anko, unajua leo ni Friday na sio siku ya google, lakini anko hata wewe, Taj Mall ilifunguliwa lini??

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@uwesmake kuja hapa ujibu @Fala 12 very fast, la sivyo fine ya Gilbeys na Beer 6

The last time i went on auto pilot nilijipata kwa bed at 3 pm. I could only remember going hard on some mbuzi choma hapo park place opposite amazon…watu wa taj mall wanajua…guage ilikuwa imenifika mwisho…n some mama wanted to sausage and samosa funga me nikakataa…lakini sijui the money i had ilienda wapi that day. Its fuckin nasty to wake up with coins in yo jeans ilhali u had several thaos just afew hours before.

Anyway kila nyani na starehe yake… I believe that everyone has their quota assigned at birth… and I whizzed past my 20,000 liters in record 15 years

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