Hekaya.Craigslist moment with a birrionaire-Part 1

Sometimes back in 2014, nikiwa bado peasant pale Greenspan estate Doni, nikiwa nimetulia kwa mancave yangu jioni 5pm Saturday.Dem wa mine alikuwa ametravell kiasi,nikasema wacha niingie craigslist kiasi nitafute kunguru ya kuosha rungu.Nikapost pale kwa personals “I’m looking for a fuck mate,no exchange of cash,if interested reply with your number” Description kiasi about my age na location.After hapo juu nilikuwa na usingizi nikaamua nilale kiasi hadi 6pm.

Nilishtuka nimeamka 7pm,kausingizi kalikuwa ya pono.Nikakumbuka nilipost kitu craigslist. Tekeketeke nikafungua gmail.To my surprise,niliona nikama naota juu niliona 25 new messages.Kuzifungua zote zimetoka craigslist.I was like WTF!25?? Nikajiambia kwani iko nini mimi ni ndume nitawachapia wote.Nikaanza kufungua hizo messages zikifuatana,zingine zilikuwa number za simu tu,zingine ziko na description kiasi like “I’m Lola,35 years old,single,mother of one.Do you like older women?I’m sweet and good in bed…” Nakamaliza kuchukua numbers zote ndio nianze vetting sasa.

Kwa hizi 25 numbers at least nilishajuwa 5 of the women wako over 35 years juu ya messages zao.Nikasema hao over 35 nitawachapia siku inginr.Zile 20 zimebaki sikuwa sure.Teketeke piga simu mastory kiasi na kujuwa location.Kuna moja akanishow ako 28 years old anastay Naivasha,nikamshow huko ni far akaniambia yeye hukam Nai every weekend starehe coz anawork Naivasha.Akanishow ata ako area ndio alifika jiji around 3pm.Akanishow we can meet niende tao by 8.30pm nikifika Kencom nimcall.Mimi huyo kwe shower mbio,dunga t-sho na jineka na black low-cut adidas gazelle sneakers.Yani nilichapa look noma sana.Kufika Kencom nikamcall nijue ako wapi,akanishow nimpe 5 mins anakam.Nikatulia ningoje call yake 5 mins ikapita.Kutulia kiasi call ikaingia kushika mimi namuliza "Uko wapi na umevaa aje?"Dem ananiuliza kama naona a white Mercedes-Benz kwa stage,kucheck poa nikaiona,akanishow ako hapo ndani niende.

Kwanza nilipigwa na butwa nikajiuliza kama ni ndoto ama ni nini.Benz E-350na huyu dem anatafuta makei craigslist Nikasonga karibu told her atoke nje.Wa!!! Mabuda,sijui ni Verah Sidika niliona ama nani.Dem amejibeba bonge la haga,kiono ndogo,matiti nayo sharp kama d**k imembao.Rangi ni yellow yellow na amedunga mini dress.Akanipiga hug hizo matiti zikanidunga nikazifeel vizuri.Tukabonga kiasi akanishow tuingie kwa gani juu ya location nikashikwa na wasiwasi.Ilibidi nichungulie kwa dirisha kama kuna mtu mwingine ndani ya gari.After hapo mimi ndani yeye kanyaga mafuta…To be continued

Then you woke up to find your cat licking your face.

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@Panyaste panyasteeee

Buda.This is a true story.Full hekaya coming up.

Kuna song chorus huenda hivi " to open my eyes it was just a dream" huyo artist huitwa Nani?
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Mimi si @Panyaste

Ni nini mnanitaja taja hapa maghasia

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Zali za mentali…

Kuna msee amefaa fiatu fyako takataka hii

Kojoa ulale ukingoja hekaya full

Kuota kiasi.

amka usikojoe kwa kitanda

…jeremiads of that day still linger in my young growing memory as if those events happened yesterday."

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Part 2 ikuje hekaya swafi.

Part 2 gani? Ndoto iliisha hakuna part 2

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I know how Craigslist personals used to operate… there is no way you can post an advert without mentioning token and your receive over 25replys,enda kadanganye Masai huko samburu

You’re wrong. All my posts on craigslist sikuwai mention token and still numbers zilikuwa zinaflow.Inakaa vibe yako ilikuwa chini sana.Kubali.Infact i fuaked over 50 women from craigslist bile token including mbirrionaires