Whoever said that man does not live on bread alone was right. Man also needs pussy. Multiple pussies for that matter. Vile nimeboeka sana na mjamaa fulani wa hii kijiji, I have remembered a time when I was hitting like 4 pussies all at the same time. But I will concentrate on two for now.
The first belonged to Akinyi- a dark thin luo lady whos P was as thin as a straw, and drier than sand paper. So, for obvious reasons, sex with a CD was impossible. I tried it first time, cd ikataruka and formed a ring around the base of my dcik. I only realised the disaster had happened after kumwaga ndani. After DFing Akinyi, my dick used to itch kama imemwagiliwa acid. Ata nikiosha haikua inaacha. I think her body was generally acidic- not sure if it is caused by eating fish, esp omena with all its ammonium acid.
Then there was this other MSim called Kakesa. She was barely legal but had a p big enough to swallow my massive manhood- bigger that swidafil maakanjes. And being a crusader for the environment, and in support of the ngavament’s effort to reduce the eyesore of plastics, pia yeye nilikua nakula dry fry. Hadi kwa mkia, I must add.
Now this is where the health part comes in. One day, I accidentally planned two DF sessions with the two mbiches. I started with Akinyi, and as usual, my dick was itching by the time I got to Kakesa. I hadnt even taken a shower when i got to kakesa’s, and man! she went down on it like a pro, then tukakulana kama rabbits. DF of course. By the time I was leaving that Kamba’s place, my dick was normal- no itching at all. I think MSims P was a strong base that neutralized Akinyi’s acidic P. Henceforth, I could only DF Akinyi when am sure i would later DF Kakesa, And this went on until both got paged at the same time, and I had to chew my sim card.
You are a genius, given that its a well known fact here, and it has been confirmed that most malairs are singo mathas, you may have as well have incubated two for the village peasants to feast on. Kudos bro
There’s a time I also dry fried two chicks na sikuoga. Dame nilikua na otea aka ni call aka nishow ana kuja kejani, I had too dismiss huyu dame mwingine. Nika mfikisha but using a different route kuenda stage, kurudi na pata huyo mwingine kwa mlango. Dame na manjaa zake nika mpiga stick mezani. Boss the 2nd day after lungula nili skia ka pain, na nika jua nime kapata, mimi huyo mpaka hosi. Dr @Luther12 wacha aanze ku insist nikuje na patner, mimi sijui ni mgani alini choma, ika bidi nimesema nilikula malaya…