Hekaya ya kukaribisha Friday

kermit

Village Elder
#1
COPY PASTED FROM OLE WERU FB>> Ufisi ni mbaya :D:D:D:D

Many many years ago before Matini and Kafro came to know Christ…
Matini is in the company of Kafro in a bar. After several cold ones, Matini decides sleeping alone is prohibited in his clan, and therefore picks a girl from the bar. Kafro pretends his area is very insecure in that hour of the night and requests Matini that he spends at his place and leave in the morning. Matini agrees and tells him there is no problem, he will spend on the sofa. However, Kafro’s plan is to listen and hear if Matini’s action is as he praises himself.

Haya, moja kwa moja up to Matini’s house. Kafro throws himself on the sofa and pretends to be very sleepy so that Matini can assume he will not hear anything. Matini and the persons proceed to the bedroom and Kafro opens his ears like a dog on heat.

Some little noises are heard here and there, and Kafro hears twap! and knows that's a bra that has been removed by an expert. After about 5 minutes or so, all goes silent. Kafro thinks Matini is wearing makobosto but the silence grows louder.

Kafro places his ears on the wall and hears someone leave the bed and walking towards the sitting room where he was. He immediately starts snoring, before the lights are switched on. He pretends to be irritated by the lights and opens his eyes halfway, only to see the persons Matini had come with, covering herself with only a sheet staring at him. He raises his head and asks her ‘nini mbaya?’.. She responds with a very frustrated look; ‘Imagine your friend ata hajaniguza na ashalala’.. Kafro looks at her wondering what to say, but she added; ‘Si uniisongee hapo tulale, naskia baridi.’

Kafro being Kafro, tiptoed to the bedroom and saw Matini sleeping like a log. He closed the door in slow motion and locked it from outside and told the persons to join him hapo kwa kiti. Kafro held the waist, no resistance, he held her hands, they were held tighter by her and brought close to the nyonyos. Kafro said thank you to the fisist gods and held on the nyonyos the way makanga wa Ummo hujishikilia kwa mlango wakihang nje ya basi. There were some moans of pleasure and he again thanked the fisist gods as he put the nyonyos in his mouth like a hungry baby. He was called babe countless times as she held the back of his head to encourage him to pursue the nyonyos further.

Kafro removed his shirt and threw close to the door, and then removed his trouser with one hand while the other hand on the nyonyos. He started thinking of how to sneak into Matini’s bedroom to get the makobosto.
Then all of a sudden he felt a kiundu funny funny, like ki-english-english (kizunguzungu) and then felt like throwing up. He then tried to say ‘nipeleke kwa choo nikatapike’, but the sound came out in whispers. At this point, the persons threw him aside and walked away.

Fast forward the following day, at around 5pm, Matini woke up wondering where he was, because he could only see empty closets in the bedroom. He walked around to the sitting room and saw Kafro sleeping there, his shirt near the door, his trouser on the table, and his kababa peeping out of his boxers. He was sleeping face up like Dedan Kimathi in the famous picture. He looked around and apart from the table and the sofa, everything else including the carpet were not there. That’s when he realized he must have been drugged the previous night.

But what about Kafro? He woke him up and he appeared more confused, especially waking up almost naked. In the midst of all the losses, they laughed at themselves when, after narrating to each other what happened, they realized they had slept immediately after sucking nyonyos.

Lakini mikora hii nyairofi yawa; ukiepuka mchele kwa bar unaekewa kwa nyonyo?
It’s Friday. Watu waende bar mapema before fobe iwekwe maji.
 

mswazi

Village Elder
#2
COPY PASTED FROM OLE WERU FB>> Ufisi ni mbaya :D:D:D:D

Many many years ago before Matini and Kafro came to know Christ…
Matini is in the company of Kafro in a bar. After several cold ones, Matini decides sleeping alone is prohibited in his clan, and therefore picks a girl from the bar. Kafro pretends his area is very insecure in that hour of the night and requests Matini that he spends at his place and leave in the morning. Matini agrees and tells him there is no problem, he will spend on the sofa. However, Kafro’s plan is to listen and hear if Matini’s action is as he praises himself.

Haya, moja kwa moja up to Matini’s house. Kafro throws himself on the sofa and pretends to be very sleepy so that Matini can assume he will not hear anything. Matini and the persons proceed to the bedroom and Kafro opens his ears like a dog on heat.

Some little noises are heard here and there, and Kafro hears twap! and knows that's a bra that has been removed by an expert. After about 5 minutes or so, all goes silent. Kafro thinks Matini is wearing makobosto but the silence grows louder.

Kafro places his ears on the wall and hears someone leave the bed and walking towards the sitting room where he was. He immediately starts snoring, before the lights are switched on. He pretends to be irritated by the lights and opens his eyes halfway, only to see the persons Matini had come with, covering herself with only a sheet staring at him. He raises his head and asks her ‘nini mbaya?’.. She responds with a very frustrated look; ‘Imagine your friend ata hajaniguza na ashalala’.. Kafro looks at her wondering what to say, but she added; ‘Si uniisongee hapo tulale, naskia baridi.’

Kafro being Kafro, tiptoed to the bedroom and saw Matini sleeping like a log. He closed the door in slow motion and locked it from outside and told the persons to join him hapo kwa kiti. Kafro held the waist, no resistance, he held her hands, they were held tighter by her and brought close to the nyonyos. Kafro said thank you to the fisist gods and held on the nyonyos the way makanga wa Ummo hujishikilia kwa mlango wakihang nje ya basi. There were some moans of pleasure and he again thanked the fisist gods as he put the nyonyos in his mouth like a hungry baby. He was called babe countless times as she held the back of his head to encourage him to pursue the nyonyos further.

Kafro removed his shirt and threw close to the door, and then removed his trouser with one hand while the other hand on the nyonyos. He started thinking of how to sneak into Matini’s bedroom to get the makobosto.
Then all of a sudden he felt a kiundu funny funny, like ki-english-english (kizunguzungu) and then felt like throwing up. He then tried to say ‘nipeleke kwa choo nikatapike’, but the sound came out in whispers. At this point, the persons threw him aside and walked away.

Fast forward the following day, at around 5pm, Matini woke up wondering where he was, because he could only see empty closets in the bedroom. He walked around to the sitting room and saw Kafro sleeping there, his shirt near the door, his trouser on the table, and his kababa peeping out of his boxers. He was sleeping face up like Dedan Kimathi in the famous picture. He looked around and apart from the table and the sofa, everything else including the carpet were not there. That’s when he realized he must have been drugged the previous night.

But what about Kafro? He woke him up and he appeared more confused, especially waking up almost naked. In the midst of all the losses, they laughed at themselves when, after narrating to each other what happened, they realized they had slept immediately after sucking nyonyos.

Lakini mikora hii nyairofi yawa; ukiepuka mchele kwa bar unaekewa kwa nyonyo?
It’s Friday. Watu waende bar mapema before fobe iwekwe maji.
:D:D:D Noma sana!:D
 

Kenjatta

Village Elder
#15
COPY PASTED FROM OLE WERU FB>> Ufisi ni mbaya :D:D:D:D

Many many years ago before Matini and Kafro came to know Christ…
Matini is in the company of Kafro in a bar. After several cold ones, Matini decides sleeping alone is prohibited in his clan, and therefore picks a girl from the bar. Kafro pretends his area is very insecure in that hour of the night and requests Matini that he spends at his place and leave in the morning. Matini agrees and tells him there is no problem, he will spend on the sofa. However, Kafro’s plan is to listen and hear if Matini’s action is as he praises himself.

Haya, moja kwa moja up to Matini’s house. Kafro throws himself on the sofa and pretends to be very sleepy so that Matini can assume he will not hear anything. Matini and the persons proceed to the bedroom and Kafro opens his ears like a dog on heat.

Some little noises are heard here and there, and Kafro hears twap! and knows that's a bra that has been removed by an expert. After about 5 minutes or so, all goes silent. Kafro thinks Matini is wearing makobosto but the silence grows louder.

Kafro places his ears on the wall and hears someone leave the bed and walking towards the sitting room where he was. He immediately starts snoring, before the lights are switched on. He pretends to be irritated by the lights and opens his eyes halfway, only to see the persons Matini had come with, covering herself with only a sheet staring at him. He raises his head and asks her ‘nini mbaya?’.. She responds with a very frustrated look; ‘Imagine your friend ata hajaniguza na ashalala’.. Kafro looks at her wondering what to say, but she added; ‘Si uniisongee hapo tulale, naskia baridi.’

Kafro being Kafro, tiptoed to the bedroom and saw Matini sleeping like a log. He closed the door in slow motion and locked it from outside and told the persons to join him hapo kwa kiti. Kafro held the waist, no resistance, he held her hands, they were held tighter by her and brought close to the nyonyos. Kafro said thank you to the fisist gods and held on the nyonyos the way makanga wa Ummo hujishikilia kwa mlango wakihang nje ya basi. There were some moans of pleasure and he again thanked the fisist gods as he put the nyonyos in his mouth like a hungry baby. He was called babe countless times as she held the back of his head to encourage him to pursue the nyonyos further.

Kafro removed his shirt and threw close to the door, and then removed his trouser with one hand while the other hand on the nyonyos. He started thinking of how to sneak into Matini’s bedroom to get the makobosto.
Then all of a sudden he felt a kiundu funny funny, like ki-english-english (kizunguzungu) and then felt like throwing up. He then tried to say ‘nipeleke kwa choo nikatapike’, but the sound came out in whispers. At this point, the persons threw him aside and walked away.

Fast forward the following day, at around 5pm, Matini woke up wondering where he was, because he could only see empty closets in the bedroom. He walked around to the sitting room and saw Kafro sleeping there, his shirt near the door, his trouser on the table, and his kababa peeping out of his boxers. He was sleeping face up like Dedan Kimathi in the famous picture. He looked around and apart from the table and the sofa, everything else including the carpet were not there. That’s when he realized he must have been drugged the previous night.

But what about Kafro? He woke him up and he appeared more confused, especially waking up almost naked. In the midst of all the losses, they laughed at themselves when, after narrating to each other what happened, they realized they had slept immediately after sucking nyonyos.

Lakini mikora hii nyairofi yawa; ukiepuka mchele kwa bar unaekewa kwa nyonyo?
It’s Friday. Watu waende bar mapema before fobe iwekwe maji.
Hizi shida watu wa malayer hupitia .
 :D:D:D
 
#19
Hekaya for anaa day..Mimi niliekewa kwa mdomo nikapigwa mate proper. Nilijua sijui

Swali ni, ningekataa kiss yeye ndiye angechew blackout au?

Sijui.labda
 

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