So on wednesday around 9 pm am relaxed in the siting room madam had not yet arrived , i am one nil down in fifa16 psf4 arsenal vs B.DORTMUND , nikawapiga counter moja fiam sanchez huyooo huko mbeleeee, Walcott in the flanks , sanchez amepita hummels anaendea obermayeng, i hear a huge bang on the door, of course my house is big thus sitting room iko mbali na main door so nikalenga, unpausing the game i hear a scuffle by the door , " Pires ni wewe uko kwa mlango" i shout, my last born is called Pires after our legend, i get no answer . Pires had gone to her aunts place earlier, mimi huyo metersercker style nikasimama kwenda kuinvestigate . reaching the door there is no one by the door but the sherlock holmes in me decides i have to know what was happenning. so mimi huyo uncle uwes nikaingia in the master bedroom kuangalia whats happening , “fuack” in the middle of the bedroom is this big werecat staring at me , ubukusu ika kick in , nikajua hapa ule aunty yangu mgisu mwenye alidie 1999 amerudi i scanned the room for a weapon as the adrenalin was dying , nikasema nichukue ile .357 magnum yangu but nikasema hapana hii ni paka si mauki au mungiki that would be too extreme furthermore iko kwa safe, nikajiuliza what would @bjurmann do? . saa hio the werecat had gone under the bed.
Nikafunga mlango ya bedroom went to the store nikangoa ile mbao ya jembe , telling my self leo ni leo. going towards the bedroom i heard a knock on the door. “ni nani” i asked , " nifungulie ni Clichy " Clichy is my Second born, " enda kwa kina Arshavin nakukujia" , " but dad naskia njaa" , " Ntakununulia chips nikikukujia" i replied. i didnt want my son to see the blood shed. nikaingina kwa bedroom “pus pus pus” paka haitambui hii language nikajua hapa niku fiam . Uncle uwes mwenyewe i took a swing at the bed and the werecat was out straight into the sitting room , i followed it paka haina heshima imeenda kukaa mbele ya 3d tv yangu , nikaishtua ikaenda kwa kiti, i took a swing at it , wacha paka ifure waaa paka iikatoshana na monkey bana , so i backed down and went to the corridor to stratedgise .
I went to the kitchen took a gulp of gilbeys psyched myself then went back to the sitting room napata paka imekaa polepole kwa kiti saa hiyo ni 9.30 pm , hapa nikajua hii nimetumiwa . ideas started streaming down my head , voila i decided hii saitan must die , i went and locked all the doors and left the maindoor open then came and relaxed on the couch near the werecat fimbo mkononi . vile ilianza kuwa cozy i took a serious swing and got it kwa kichwa , paka iliruka in pain @kabuda style , ikafaint midway kwa hewa ikaanguka chini . kurusha fimbo paka ilitoka nduthe ingine sijawaiona whoever said cats have nine lives . past the door into the darkness. nikajua hapo huyo aunty amerudi mbiguni kusalimia forefathers, nikajua hapa ni message that i have stayed without going to kimilili ( i have a hut with two doors in my home there, story for another day) Calmly i closed the door and went to pick Clichy from My neighbor baba Arshavin, . to cut the hekaya short Madam alikuja baadaye na Pires akapata kama B.dortmund imenikula 3 nil, kesho yake niliskia Clichy akisema Arshavin alimuambia paka yao mpya ilikuja ikibleed kwa kichwa na ikakufa kwa bedsheet za white kwa bed ya mama yake
MORAL OF THE STORY : BORUSIA DORTMUND ILINIKULA FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FIFA 16 hata thursday sikuenda biz.
here is a pic of the neighbor kwa instagram.
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bukusu shephard imekuwa kubwa sijui mbona haikuchunga huko njee
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