Hekayas are becoming too much

The rate at which talkers are posting hekaya “Talkings” (not Listings anymore) is becoming nonsensical.
Kama hakuna bicha peleka unyef nyef huko.
Post something educative and entertaining. Kudos to the likes of Karl max, The Google doctor and a few others the rest of you ni mahekaya tu. Ongea hata madhara ya munyonyoko wa udogo, entrepreneurship, real ufisi stories na evidence otherwise mnabore.

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wewe ndiye unatubore zaidi

I think you are in the wrong place…All that which you call buchit belongs here and we like it that way

Kama unataka topics such as entrepreneurship and the like there are enough sites to subscribe to such as mkulima young, sokoanalyst, how to milk a goat, …

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si uweke mbicha ya unyef nyef

Hiyo munyonyoko ya Upuss/hekaya is very entertaining! We, however can’t say the same thing about you. You’re boring as fuck!!

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Me thinks ni ukora ya admin na moderators wake. Watu kama kina Ol monk, Deorro, Electronics4u na wengineo waliandikwa job hapa but since hakuna revenue from adverts, mshahara bado ingia hence the need for creativity to attracts clicks and hence adverts. Na adverts si mnajua ni pesa, napesa=mshahara. How?, you may ask. I may not be an IT professional but I know kuna kitu inaitwa click-baiting. So ukora ni kuleta sensational topics kama za col.kakende na yule kijana mwingine ati alirape mtoto was single mother ndio watu waclick halafu wakimbie waende waseme; Ona clicks, kijiji iko na watu, leteni adverts waone na msisahau pesa.:mad::mad::mad:

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what have you done to make kijiji livelier? Afadhali hekaya.

post something educational first, like how to kawasaki hygienically, then we will follow

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Rudisheni VIP…ndio sasa watu waweke incriminating evidence to prove that it actually happened

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This slum is the only place in the entire universe where we can post our hekayas. Since you aren’t comfortable with them, move your ass aside. Na usinyambe ukienda.

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Mboss umefyats, officially! :D:D:D:D:D:D

Munyonyoko ya udogo ndio nini Sasa and how funny is it?

ha haa haaaa

WALIFIKIRIA KIJIJI IMEMEA WAKANGOA VIP , HEHEHHEHEEHEHHE, KIJIJI HAIJAMEA BADO MABOSS ADVERTS MUTANGOJA MPAKA MUKUFE ,

HIZI HEKAYA ZA AKINA KABUDA ZIKO KWA KILA SITE SO NO ONE CARES.

PICTURES MADE KLIST NOT STORIES HAPA IT IS ILLEGAL TO POST A PICTURE.

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I here u can Kawasaki in Agahkan for money…its real life bizness ukiitilia maanani:D:D:D:D

you mean i am throwing some cash into a tissue everytime i kawasaki? i need to visit agakhan

Ile place ingine ya ku donate sperms I think it’s in Kenyatta hospital huitwa aje? I think they also pay, around 2K per njoti.

@kush yule mnono has literally flushed billions down the drain.