Help my cousin

ChifuMbitika

Village Commissioner
#1
His wife has tracked all his calls, messages, WhatsApp, telegram, Facebook,YouTube, Google and all other accounts. He can't communicate with anyone privately because the wife gets to access all that information. The worst thing is that he has been banned from communicating with his baby mama and any time he does so, there is a fight in the house. The same thing applies whenever he communicates with any female even if it's a relative.
 

JMMohaa

Village Elder
#3
His wife has tracked all his calls, messages, WhatsApp, telegram, Facebook,YouTube, Google and all other accounts. He can't communicate with anyone privately because the wife gets to access all that information. The worst thing is that he has been banned from communicating with his baby mama and any time he does so, there is a fight in the house. The same thing applies whenever he communicates with any female even if it's a relative.
She is married to a lunatic and drama queen,
Permanent solution he drop the lunatic wife and disappear to Mau Forest for 365 days, then resurface and cast his net wider to try his luck on a sane women.
 

T.Vercetti

Village Sponsor
#5
His wife has tracked all his calls, messages, WhatsApp, telegram, Facebook,YouTube, Google and all other accounts. He can't communicate with anyone privately because the wife gets to access all that information. The worst thing is that he has been banned from communicating with his baby mama and any time he does so, there is a fight in the house. The same thing applies whenever he communicates with any female even if it's a relative.

His name must be something like Thomas Kariuki Muthoni or James Waweru Wambui or Tony Malanda Nekesa .... in short he sounds like the modern hen pecked bitch niggah raised by a single mother.

Nothing wrong with being raised by a single mother but he needs to man up. Take charge. Slap somebody. Be the law. Or lose his home.

His choice really.
 

T.Vercetti

Village Sponsor
#7
Niliona hata @FieldMarshal CouchP despite walking these streets all these years pretending to be a tough macho man, pretending to be a true son of a Mau Mau kumbe he was just an old bitch niggah.

Mwanaume slap somebody. Mlipue head butt awache upus. Sio kila time. Once in a while.

Field marshall analalishwa nje kaa kuku... aki ya nani naeza choma hio nyumba.

If your child disrespects you as a father you have earned the right to chop off his fucking head.
 

Simiyu22

Village Chief
#9
My wife has tracked all my calls, messages, WhatsApp, telegram, Facebook,YouTube, Google and all other accounts. I can't communicate with anyone privately because my wife gets to access all that information. The worst thing is that I have been banned from communicating with my baby mama and any time I do so, there is a fight in the house. The same thing applies whenever I communicate with any female even if it's a relative.
Fixed
 

sani

Village Sponsor
#10
Your cousin is a fool. The wife has no ability to do what you have said.

Ata DCI Kinoti kwa kiwango kikubwa hana uwezo wa kufanya ivo.

Tuambie cousin yako ni simp, akifikwa kwa nyumba anapeana simu wife anasoma messages, aache kusema wife anatrack calls zake.
 
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