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I leave for a masturbation session and when I come back you have stopped fucking! You silly Pharisees! Don’t you realise that pussy and dick can come along like a thief in the night? Be prepared for you don’t know the hour or day that drinking will lead you to sex. Always be prepared. #scoutmotto -
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A first of its kind surgery is about to take place in India. My friend Njoroge (not his real name) from Nyeri only recently lost part of his member to an assault by one of his Nyeri women. It’s not like he hasn’t watched the news before so he knew where his ways (drunkardness) would eventually lead. He was warned. I’m not here to apportion blame, though. Contrariwise I’m here to appeal for assistance for my friend.
Paybill No. : 4000000
Account No. : Your Ktalk alias
You see, my friend is getting a prosthetic dick. The doctors have said that Njoki (not her real name) was only able to cut off the tip of the dick i.e. the prepuce area. They’ve assessed that with a prosthetic dick Njoro may be able to fuck again and feel 69% the usual level of pleasure. I think this is a good percentage to warrant the saving of Njoro’s dick. Please don’t comment here about VAT. The paybill contribution is optional. If you want to and you are able to, you contribute otherwise just ignore it. In any case prayer is also welcome. Remember that this is an experimental procedure and even if Njoro’s dick is fixed there’s no guarantee he’ll be able to fuck let alone feel the pressure level herein indicated.
As can be seen from the Paybill no. the amount needed is Ksh. 4m for the procedure. I’ve offered to foot the air ticket costs while the family will cater for their own accommodation.
#savenjorosdick