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  1. Jimit

    Jimit Village Elder

    Nikiwa class 6 kuna kadem Fulani kalikuwa kanaitwa Milkah. Haka ka dem kalikuwa ka pole but haka kuwa na bonge LA ass kama la kiRuthi dem Fulani nilikuwa namezea mate, anyway to cut the long story short haka kadem kalikuwa kameni crushea mbaya sana but nilikuwa nakalenga. Sasa Leo nikienda zangu joint ya keg gari aina ya premeo imesimama mbele yangu nikienda kupita nikaskia nimeitwa na kasauiti kanyororo ivi kama ule dem Wa safaricom hukuambia you have insufficient balance, ikabidi nimeangalia fiti kidogo kidogo nikaona dem ameshuka msee dem anakaa woman of my dreams, dem anakaa exactly kama Anita Nderu. Dem kushuka akani salimia akaniambia na rusungu "you look shocked" Mimi ikabidi nimwambie ukweli tu "eeh juu siko sure kama ni Mimi umeita" dem alicheka tu maze hata sikuamini juu sikudhani naeza kuwa mfunny kwa ngeus kama yule, waaah dem akaendelea "you don't recognize me, right?" nilikuwa nisha changanyikiwa FAM juu hio swali ni rhetorical (haha hii jinaa nimejua Leo kutoka kwa huyo mamaa) juu siezi kuwa najua futem mrembo kama Huyo. Ilibidi tu nijiongee dem aongee SWA juu rusungu lilikuwa ile ya wambana pua. Sasa ngeus AME endelea kuji introdusi akasema anaitwa Milkah, FAM karibu blad presha ipade but nikaji control waah kumbe ile story ya evolution ya Charles Darwin huwa ukweli. She told me she's now a lawyer and that was her car akaniuliza nafanya nini Siku hizi ikabidi niji fanye siku skia fiti but aka insist nikatoa ile sura ya msee amechomwa na ugali moto kwa koo, a lot of shit zilikuwa zinatembea kwa Oblongata Niki shang'aa nimwambie me ni graduate Wa bachelor of economics under the university of Life teachings, but juu ashauliza nika sema tu am a business man. She looked impressed akasema juu the business ain't doing good juu ya state of the nation twende innocent a buy drinks (famous joint in town naendanga tu x mass) me sikuichukua kama joke niliichukulia kama opportunity. We went in a pub talked alotta shit but ile iliniumiza is she's getting married in 4 months time na alikuwa anataka anieke kwa group ya w/app nikiwa committee but since boy child ni broke chenye naeza changa ni blessings tu imebidi tu ni dinde . Sasa tunaongea ivi boy child ameshikiwa nyama chom na Guinness chupa saba haha minyoo iko surprised Leo, but ni kama Huyo ngeus bado anani feel haha juu amenipiga hug aka kosa kuniachilia for 4 mins. But hessy ni hessy tu imebidi tu nipitie tu joint ya keg juu hii shit ni kama medication lazima iwekwe kwa system but na ambia wasee nakunywa jug moja juu nisha kunywa Guinness saba haha.
    BTW nisaidie na moral of the story.
     
  2. Saintonthebeathoe

    Saintonthebeathoe Senior Villager

  3. kalel

    kalel Village Elder

    Chukua like mkuMbwa
     
    introvert, Jimit and semi arid like this.
  4. master.

    master. Senior Villager

    zile madent ya kuangushwa na pikipiki ilipona?
     
    introvert, Jimit and Luther12 like this.
  5. gashwin

    gashwin Village Sponsor

    jaribu kuweka paragraphs ndio tujaribu kusoma....ni muhimu...
     
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  6. Jimit

    Jimit Village Elder

    Dunga digaga
     
  7. Tarantinoh

    Tarantinoh Village Elder

    Ushawahi kunywa keg baridi kukikuwa Na jua Kali pale Mwauras?
     
  8. sludgist

    sludgist Village Elder

    Mwivi
     
  9. coldpilsner

    coldpilsner Village Elder

    Niaje slum dog?
     
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  10. karema-hitI

    karema-hitI Village Elder

    He he.. Umenikumbusha pombe baridi tulikuwa tuna chotewa na mkebe pale kbl tunai piga flash na ni asubuhi. Kajua kakichomoka ka chome forehead ulevi inapanda mara iyo iyo
     
    Eng'iti, introvert, pamba and 2 others like this.
  11. pipita

    pipita Village Elder

    hehehe, boy child umeweza. ignore the haters ma uchukue like
     
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  12. A.G.

    A.G. Village Elder

    Jimit wewe ni dim eye ya coundy ganiii. Hekaya timam hii.
     
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  13. Jimit

    Jimit Village Elder

    Mimi hapana dim eye, mimi Mkenya
     
  14. Jimit

    Jimit Village Elder

    Im utterly sorry gor showing any sign that I give any f**k about what a villager thinks
     
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  15. kush yule mnono

    kush yule mnono Village Elder

    Huyu no @Ka-Buda hapana jali yeye
     
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  16. Guru

    Guru Village Elder

    Hivyo ndivyo kunaendaga. Waliokudharau siku moja Watakusalimia kwa heshi.. heshima.
     
  17. master.

    master. Senior Villager

    na wale walikunyima,siku moja watakupanulia kwa heshima?
     
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  18. A.G.

    A.G. Village Elder

    Touché . Sasa vile ulilenga huyo mwoman dem days.Don't Try and make it up to her cus she now someones wife.
     
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  19. Jimit

    Jimit Village Elder

    Sawa.
     
  20. sludgist

    sludgist Village Elder

    NGOMBE ya DC nko sekta