High school kungurus

I was fortunate enough to attend 5 secondary schools and the final school I cleared was more of approved school than it was a secondary school. 90% of the students who made it to form 4 we’re rejects from other schools.

This is where I met sam, sam was one of the best liars you’ll ever come across( he turned out to be one of the best con artists I know of today, sure many of you have sent him money in search of sugarmummies, toyboys and kungurus, story for another day)

Our school was used by the neighbouring community and churches for events means we had ample supply of village puthy all year round. During our forth year third term there was shortage of events, more role calls and a fence was set up around the school which turned us into a horny and frustrated lot

Comes saturday and the headboy informs us of a wedding reception that had changed locations and was headed to our school grounds, soo sam recruits james to a puthy hunting mission and they land a kunguru, they bundle her up in one of the classes and lock the door. (As they later explain) so this horny bastards decided to finger a much younger kunguru together fitting fingers everywhere they could and when they thought she was ready they demanded for a three sum, the kunguru obviously a virgin and wayy young was obviously scared and askes to leave

The two niggas obviously not using their brains decided to teach her a lesson so they grabbed two broom sticks and chased the kunguru all through the school grounds through the wedding procession calling her all sorts of names earning the an explusion

Kabla nimalize kusoma, 5 schools? Ulikuwa unasupply bangi ukiexpeliwa?

fangi pia mulikuwa munafuruta, sio?

This would be laughable if not so pathetic.

:D:D:Dexpulsion from an approved school? Sasa next ni kupelekwa mathari

Ati ‘I was fortunate enough to attend 5 secondary schools’

My friend dont impregnate anyone or anything. That gene should not multiply

:D:D:D:D madu manafuruta fangi tu ndo manaweza fukuzwa kwa shule tano kwa miaka nne.

kafitha…halafu hiyo mambo ya kufukuza kasisana na vifagio…

Five high schools? More than the number of institutions I have studied in till now

:eek::eek::eek: What do you draw??

next ni hizi highschools ziko juu ya gorofa na chini ni stalls ama pub

Most likely castles in the air…

Hehehe.
Huyu anaweza kimbiza client na mop presentation ikienda kombo.

au a-fly nayo

Kwa wingi

Was once in an only girls boding school where I was a dayscholar… Turned out fine thou

:D:D

Or so you say.

:D:D:D that is quite fine for any teenage boy

I was under better security than the US president… Used to have my preps, lunch and breaks in the principles’ office