Ok guys, is it really myself or other species of my type still left out there ?
Until recently I was just some conventional red blooded Kenyan test tube result. Now it seems all that has changed. I’ve begun having a fetish for older mamas, and by older I mean the ones in their 30s & early 40s.
So huku Mtwapa kuna mmoja just next door who’s really Hot and doesn’t seem to have settled down. I’m new in this dormain so, quick question…
Is there any explanation or advice on how to hit on such women? Because I’ve started to bring her close to within the grey area & I don’t wanna blow it UP !!
30s even 40s is considered old since when???! :eek::eek:
Rule number one…don’t ever call or refer to her as an older woman. Number 2…don’t emphasize your age difference as it is something she thinks about a lot. Tell her she looks younger than most 20 somethings and you will score big. Lastly, be yourself …
Chungana na hao sana… Go for test kwanza akikubali… Good thing is, you can approach her directly… Usianze ati ooh twende dominoes ama sijui cinemax, mshow ivi… Actually memorize this:
After few kujuliana hali, kumshw ana shape poa and other pleasantries “btw kuna kitu inaniuma na leo itabidi nikushw tu but kama itakuudhi apologies in advance … Enyewe umenipunga na nashangaa kama itaweza”, “ndogo, nini itaweza?” She might ask.relax, take a minute, pandisha trao kwa tumbo then Sema, “we are both adults and we shouldn’t be asking as if we are aliens… Blah blah” (swahili dialect) … Then pause ajidai ameshtuka ukitegea response. Send kakitu kwa mpesa yangu juu atakushw kenye anataka bila kuwastiana time.
Am poor when it comes to Box Office releases. Perhaps am the only guy never to have watched a single episode of Game of Thrones or Star Wars & all stuff of insignificant other…
Na wa oo. Abeg de talk talk about wanting the forbidden fruit would be so tiring. I de go straight to the point of asking for her ashawo without mincing words & sugarcoating.
