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Twitter ndio huwa home of fake news. Hio Luthuli sisi hutembea fwaaa na hakuna siku tumewai tishiwa. Usiletee hustlers maringo ya uptown, mushienzi.

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The flying squad should be brought back

Your Nabii administration intimidated them.
Grandmulla is pushing for prosecution of them…sijui mquchungu hizi zote ako.nazo ni za nini.
Riggy G aliwaambia warudi Kiambu rd wataitwa kesi ikipatikana.
Labda muombe one of Rigathi’s son apigwe nyongolo ndio CID wapate kazi.
Nyinyi nyongweni ikabisa,kwanza wewe naweza taka upigwe moja proper ndio ujue Nabii ti thoguo

your demi god alisema kesi zipelekwe police station… police officer wanaogopa kupoteza pension. kuleni ujeuri

Shifo, wewe na team Yako itabidi mfikishe ujumbe kwa rais Ruto.

Team gani?

these stories look fake to me, something isn’t right here - seems like someone is working very hard to fool Nairobians on the current security situation in the capital

hmmmm, wonder who it could be

Sawa

Sasa watu wanataka kusema ngeta zimeanza saa hii.
Kuna vigilance ingine pia mtu anafaa kuwa nayo.
Sijawahi pigwa ngeta luthuli but nikiona street Iko na Giza na low foot traffic napita kwingine.
I never use vichochoro hata kama naijua vizuri or back alleys.
nikitembea town usiku I carry my mulika mwizi and not my smartphone. Sio ATI ni expensive ni vile it has stuff I don’t want to loose plus won’t be able to immediately replace it.
ID lazima na I don’t go place makarao hufrequent sana usiku kama OTC, hiyo area ya casino, latema Kwa choo za kanjo. Also hizo area huwa na wasee idle wanakutupia jicho sana. Very sus

umbwa homosexual.

ongea tu ki pokot tutapewa transleshen

Nugu bila matako…wewe sio @Introvert…huwezi niambia kitu

Umeona nani amepigwa ngeta kwa chochoro…
So pale nje ya Archives ni chochoro

So they faked the death of the Ridgeway guy

Ngombe hii. Nilikuwa na point out places you can easily get mugged. Alleyways huna place ya kupotea, you get boxed easily.
Hao wa archives wanakuwa mugged time Gani broad daylight? Coz that is some big balls shit

Wewe unafaa kupigwa ngotoo mingi sana,unauliza maswali haina suruali

Just like Kenyans are being fooled on the drought/famine situation in the country, right?

Ghasia

i cant recalled a time when Nairobi (or any other large city in the world for that matter) was crime free