It’s only fair if I start by observing all protocols, Pokeeni salamu in order of reverse pyramid kutokaa Kitongoji duni… kabla niwasimulie yalio tendeka hapo mnamo wa jana.
I normally shy away from mid week drama, Sio kupenda kwangu but just as many of you i’m a slave to routine all in the name of kujenga nchi,(still wonder when i’ll crossover, nianze kula the actual meat, sio kula tu kwa masho na kushiba na harufu).
soo yesterday my Lang’o friend and i decided we would atleast have two botros each just to summon enough courage to watch the derby after some serous ass whooping event that transpired over the weekend.
haizuru tukiwa hapo ‘commons’ sijui shida zuitana ama,? my eye catches from the edge an old aquittance i had been dodging since a failed coup de tat(hekaya 4 another day), i still haven’t really figured out if its the shame/guilt or fear of continued damages coz huyu ni wale hukunywa black ice kaa chai imepoa… anameza kumeza kikikiiikki
kabla nigeuze kisogo asinione i hear her call out my name in jubilation, i softly curse out knowing hapa nimejifix, sitoki anytime soon keep in mind i have 2k at tops, na hii ninjress ni ile inachapa moratina special ya wazee wa rorashio solo without fear or favor na canan bado hautaona.
So im busy calculating how i’m going to break away from this crowd like a grand el matador and vwala i have that breakthrough eureka effect, hmm thinking to myself, why don’t i pull a pogba like through pass to my lango friend? kkikikikiii i sheepishly grin as i put my plan to motion. so i quickly call our favourite waitress yule with hips that don’t lie, i confidently place my order… priss letea my friends two each of their prefered poison na double shot ya black label. kidogo kidogo as we wait i introduce my proud friend to the lass who by now is wearing that ear to ear smile, n i can evidently see her charms working as my pal is dead hooked and smitten by the raw nashoro beauty. He secretly code signals to me his intentions and we laugh out loud not knowing amechezwa kaa cello ama deck ya cards. As Soon as our order arrives i chapa a flash of the whisky and bid my crowd farewell as i proceed to the counter to offset the current bill.
As i leave i take one last glance at the sacrificial lamb and silently pat myself on the back, sio kwa ubaya lakini lazima ujipange kabla upangwe, as we speak i’m yet to hear from the ninja but pahali ako mungu amjalie na deflated wallet yake… kkikikiki
They need to add the alcohol in black ice ifike 10% ama 12% kama atlas ama faxe. Wanaume tunaumia sana
hehe ndio ndio ziko njiani
i share your sentiments, hawa wanawake wamegeuza black ice kuwa smoothie
If your lady drinks guarana like milk, its time you graduate her to real vodka!
Ni kitambo nisikie hilo neno kitongoji duni. Nice hekaya. Nikuletee kiti?
alafu kwa label iwe inaandikwa 5% ili wasijue ni nini imewagonga
evil genius, mwenye hiyo kampuni lazima awe msap juu he knows his logics pretty well.
nice one but wanaume tunacheswa
Utashangaa ye alipewa mzigo wakati ulizungushwa siku zote.
hapo i doubt, but then again who am i to question the tacts of a skilled otoyo?
Kali. Bros before hoes, your own ass before bros.