Just a heads up guys, if you’re in Nakuru beware of picking up Kungurus from the street. There are normally cops on patrol at night. I suspect they’re working in cahoots with the hookers. Last year I was on the infamous Gusii Street in Naks negotiating with a lady when I heard some two cops calling me “Kijaaana”.
The lady run away and then the cops asked for a 5k bribe but I just pleaded with them and gave them 2k. The cops then started berating me saying I should find a younger girl, not an old mama. “Unafanya nini na huyo mama Mzee? Tukutafutie msichana?”. But I actually have a thing for BBWs and something of an Oedipus complex. Afterwards the BBW came up to my room since I’d given her directions before she run off. She was a lazy lay. Seems the cops were right.
Later I met this friendly Meru girl in a pub called Makena, phone number 0721154***. I bought her a drink and chatted, she spoke with a certain wistfulness but she was really cooperative with different styles none of the ongeza pesa you get from most girls. I’d want to meet her again. That’s a pic of her moneymaker:
Hapo gusii street unafaa kuwa macho sana.The cops hujificha kwa stalls and in dark alleys.Ukitaka kuona maneno ingia hapo club lipps(Dingy joint that plays ohangla)