How a Kunguru got me arrested in Naks

Just a heads up guys, if you’re in Nakuru beware of picking up Kungurus from the street. There are normally cops on patrol at night. I suspect they’re working in cahoots with the hookers. Last year I was on the infamous Gusii Street in Naks negotiating with a lady when I heard some two cops calling me “Kijaaana”.

The lady run away and then the cops asked for a 5k bribe but I just pleaded with them and gave them 2k. The cops then started berating me saying I should find a younger girl, not an old mama. “Unafanya nini na huyo mama Mzee? Tukutafutie msichana?”. But I actually have a thing for BBWs and something of an Oedipus complex. Afterwards the BBW came up to my room since I’d given her directions before she run off. She was a lazy lay. Seems the cops were right.

Later I met this friendly Meru girl in a pub called Makena, phone number 0721154***. I bought her a drink and chatted, she spoke with a certain wistfulness but she was really cooperative with different styles none of the ongeza pesa you get from most girls. I’d want to meet her again. That’s a pic of her moneymaker:

NV peleka ujinga mbali na sisi…

Endelea na night duties…
You’ll’definitely pass a certain exam with flying colours!

Sawa mwerevu

Twilight ladies are my hobby

Kwa ufupi ulikamua afande ama ulikamuliwa na afande?

the hobby will soon be replaced with taking ARVs at 11pm sharp

I’m on PREP, which are technically ARVs. I test every 3 months. But don’t be so over-confident about your own health, they’re 1001 ways to die.

its funny how nowadays everybody is on that prep shiit.anyway inapatikana wapi na how many thousands do they charge for it?

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Hapo gusii street unafaa kuwa macho sana.The cops hujificha kwa stalls and in dark alleys.Ukitaka kuona maneno ingia hapo club lipps(Dingy joint that plays ohangla)

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Hii ndio mambo mbaya .

Thanks for the tip. Any more recommendations?

Screenshot ya pornhub…

Yeah, it’s my pornhub account. Planning to record all my twilight adventures there for posterity.

Nimesoma hii story lakini sina la kusema

hapo mchele ni mob sana

@MajorProphet . Weka rink ya pornhub shannel

Mbinguniii makao tayariiii…