How a microwave and watermelon saved the day.

This life changing event happened in mid 2012. I was experiencing the biggest hunger pang of my life coupled with a burning desire to feel a womans warm bossom again. I took a walk to the local kiosks to see if I could buy some food. As I arrived at the kiosk I spotted a nice round watermelon placed on the stand waiting for a willing buyer. I quickly bought the fruit without a second thought and walked home having found a solution to my hunger. Before cutting the watermelon my dry spell became my primary concern. Why not kill two birds with one stone? I thought to myself. just warm the cold juicy fruit in the microwave and make cyndrical hole in it and make merry…the devil tempted me. As the melon rotated inside the microwave my blood started rushing in my viens. I fantasized of this girl who played had to get. I was ready now. took the watermelon placed it on a firm place and i began thrusting till I dumped my load. My vision became flurry and fell over after the best orgasm in my life.

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nugu

Huyu mjamaa reminds me of Mworia yule Mmeru

This kijiji is surely crazy. You just cant make this shit up.

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huyo si @Gecko Moriah ?

Schools opening from Tuesday

waah

And then you ate it

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i can smell a fake hekaya from miles away

Effects Bhang

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you fucked a watermelon

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[li]Then you cut it open, ate it savouring the taste of your cum, yeah?[/li][/ul]

:eek::eek::eek:

Aside from the madness of Abu hara , let me gift you an avi to go with your handle.
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U fucked a melon? Just imagine kalonzo? Hii yako afana.

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God of Abraham Issac and Jacob

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heh heh heh… asante!!

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Yuck!!! He’s on his way out of the damn kabad!

reminds me of a story ya jamaa alikuwa anawasha nduthi kwa bed kisha anapaka oil kando ya matress… for 3 years!!! jamaa hadi alipata chest infection matress nayo inakaa ngozi ya nyoka.

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Afadhali ungekamua knob ya microwave