how hard is it to close a car door???

I hate people who bang car doors. Unapea mtu lift then anagongesha mlango as if he/she is try to break the glass…i hate it… You better fart in my car but be gentle to the doors…

2, I hate people who tail drive, ukiguza brakes tu kidogo mbele yake, hana braking distance… I hate it more when a dude tail drives at night.

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Try fart in my car and i swear utashuka nikiwa 80+kph.

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Arsenal tunakamua Swansea ,giroud,iwobi na hatusumbui.

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Guys who bang doors ni wenye wamezoea mat

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It’s as hard as the first time I give it to you. You always bong it ndio nikuite mwamme, kumbe ni kuniumiza unaniumiza. :smiley: :smiley:

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So you recently bought a ride.

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My main problem driving in Nairobi is pedestrians, cart pushers and the most annoying is boda bodas.
You dodge a pothole, you hit a manhole. You dodge both, you nail an asshole.

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What’s with women msimu huu ? ni njaanuary ama ni full moon as somebody posited.

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Nitakutafuta unipatie lift after nimekula spicy indian food

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[SIZE=5]Watu waku bang door niwatu wame zoea gari mzee! I have a few friends who can’t help it ! mpaka niwacha kuzusha
Another annoying thing is when I carry a fellow alafu without asking asha shukisha kioo na kuskuma side mirror na mkono kama ya ma3 thinking he is helping you badalaa angoje zijifungue ! [/SIZE]

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I will just put ac on… Full fans with widows glasses rolled down, we will be done in a minute… But kubang mlango… It hurts me for a week

Sometimes you find ni jamaa amekaa na gari…nikiherehere tu… Wenye ukiwabeba wanaanza kufungua glove box, dl holder… "Unashtukia mzee akikuuliza, "how old was your wife at this time…?? " wakati huo anakuonyesha dl…

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No, I recently gave birth to a BMW

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Uko na shida mingi sana. Wewe ni wale watu hubeba wasee wakati wa rush hour ya Matatus eti ndio wakusaidie na pesa ya fuel. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Peasant detected.

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Sounds like you don’t usually go for dowries, burials na weddings… Take your time miss, unabeba watu, kumbe wamejaa Matope,na ni mchanga ya kwetu nyeri… Unaenda Car wash, vijana wankuepuka ka ebola

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What about the idiot who open the car doors it without checking the other road users !

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[SIZE=5]Wewe mtu waku weka set ya ummoinner nyamaza hii post niya watu wakona gari pekee ! [/SIZE]

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Peleka ulevi nyumbani, serre.

Na madereva was urber

Signs of a peasant who bought a car recently na unaweza pata ni ya loan na ako hapa akijigamba gamba smh