HOW I FAILED AS A MAN

I have been nyemelearing our company’s M&E Officer from january, ni kasupa anakaa kitu 35 ivi, figure safi, financially good; ye hudrive Vanguard. So there was a time she called me at her place to help her do some analytic report juu me ni msee wa IT so she feels naelewa kila kitu kwa comp hata zile zina idea. Wah, sema kwa furnished apartment buda, so clean and comfortable, achana na bedsitter yangu.

Venye nilifika, kakanishow nitatumia drink gani; kuna whiskey, juice, guarana na maji, mimi na kimbelembele zangu nikaomba whiskey Black n White imechorwa paka mbili. I took whiskey like niko na njaa ya pombe, kidogokidogo she calls me to her study room and imagine imesikana na bedroom yake. Shes singo BTW. i struggled with the staff data report while BLACKn WHITE zimenipanda sana. Being that she had feelings for me kumbe he was also taking wine hapo kwa study room. As I was doing the computer stuff, she was laying face down in bed, MATTERCORE zimeinuka kama mount Elgon kule Muhoroni. Mjulubeng pia ikaanza kuniuliza maswali mingi kwanini nazuba kama Oria ametoka Moyale.

Bila kupoteza wakati nikarudi pale sitting room for more whiskey ndio nipate courage ya kukaa kwa bed, ndio iyo nikachapa glasi moja flash, nikapitia msalani then nikaringia bedroom, mimi nikaketi kitandani bila kuogopa, nikamshika mguu, nikapata mtoto wa watu amechemka damu kama mtura za Kayole. Wah! this lady had feelings for me, kudarana then juu CD then pap, ndani ndani kama ile song ya Catholic inasema ''Neno la mungu lina ingia ndani ndani.” Within a minute nishamaliza game man, wah what a messs…

Thereafter, nikamnyamzia for weeks juu I didnt believe nimekula officer senior pale job, baada ya mwezi ka mbili ivi siku moja akanicall tukutane tao for dinner, I couldnt resist juu shes the boss. After kumanga food tukaitisha drinks mimi na ujinga zangu nilikunywa bila brakes, we went home kitu 1am ivi. Ilikuwaa obvous lazima tukulane, wadau I was very drunk I couldnt manage the pussy, nikachezacheza tu nayo nikachew blackout.

Kesho yake she called and our convo was like this

ME: Hey, Niaje.
HER: Poa sana.
ME: Unasound nikama hata hao hujatoka.
HER: Yes imagine nimekuwa tu indoors kulala tu.
ME: Ebu amka ata utembee estate kiasi.
HER: Mmmmh, ntaona, lakini jana ulikuwa unfair in bed.
ME: How, did I offend you?
HER: Nope, its just uliniacha hanging vibaya, ile siku ya kwanza pia hakuna chenye ulifanya…ama uko tu ivo.
ME: Pole mummy, I was too drunk in both occassions.
HER: Okay, ni sawa tukutane job monday…
PHONE: Tuuutuutuutuu hang-up

I tell guys I’ve never felt so low like that, sijawai feel I’VE FAILED AS A MAN LIKE THAT DAY.
Ukiwa unaenda kumangana na dem please dont drink too much…

Wapi mbicha ya Mount Elgon ya Muhoroni:D:D:D:D:D

Hata kama ni fiction hapa hujajichora poa.

Wewe uko na kashida sio pombe…get help before its too late.

Zina idea

Oya @Panyaste kuja ona mtu wa ocha akijichocha …na ni mtu wa IT

Bila mbisha hiii ni hekaya

Umbwa apana ingisha Arabs

Arabs don’t Zubaa …in any case tuliwapata mumezubaa na eastleigh na u know what we did

People are different. When I drink naweza piga game for over 30 mins bila kumwaga

Wewe yako ni special case kaka… when drunk naweza piga without a single drop of cum for kitu 30-45min hivi tena hiyo napiga raaaaw

when you want to be successful,listen to persons perceived to be failures-mhenga poor milionaire2019

najua umesaidia watu wengi hapa

Jinga. nkt. what a waste

There’s no redeeming yourself from that gichana in her eyes wewe Ni meffi bin ghasia.

You do not qualify to be a villager

Kwani mankutana na yeye next

Nimeachia hapo mahali Mount Elgon iko Muhoroni

abomination…blasphemy!unaweza aje changanya dry fry na nyimbo ya kumtukuza mungu

Hii ni fiction 100%

Sounds legit… herenis the solution…now that ushaonja dont be shy. Next time mwambie you will take just 1 shot of whiskey ndio hukue sober enough to ravage her… spend more time kishikashika yeye instead of drinking like a fool…

In short be practical…

This has happened to me but only with girls nimekula many times before. Fresh pussy always get me hard as fuck hata nikikunywa ngapi

Hopefully, you are not just pumping back and forth for those 30 minutes without switching positions, tempo changes and varied stimulation of your partner. Not many women are designed for the percussive, abrasive kind of game.

Venye nilifika, kakanishow nitatumia drink gani; kuna whiskey, juice, guarana na maji, mimi na kimbelembele zangu nikaomba whiskey Black n White imechorwa paka mbili. I took whiskey like niko na njaa ya pombe, kidogokidogo she calls me to her study room and imagine imesikana na bedroom yake. Shes singo BTW.
@M2Random Brown skin we know your handwriting. Ghaseeer.