How I faked my own death...finale!!

Nikajua kimeumana sasa. Sylvia ndio alikuwa wa kwanza kureact juu alijichomoa nikawachwa hapo half erect. Mathaa ya rose akaanza manduru kama anajiangusha kwa floor akisema shetani amekuja. Nikajua hapa sasa ni kujiokoa. Nikapanda stairs mbio ndethe hadi kwa room ya rose.nikavaa toja,tshirt na viatu.rose ata si kujisumbua kumuamsha.kuteremka stairs napata budake anatoka kitchen na mti ya mop na kisu. Sasa ni kutoka tekee. Mamake alikuwa ati anazuia kwa mlango,nilipita na yeye nikamwacha chini. But ile familia ilikuwa imebalikiwa na matako sidhani aliskia uchungu akiland. Budake na yeye amenifuata mbio,nyuma yake nikaona marto na steve wananyemelea. Nilikuwa nasimamia kwa stage. Kidogo,marto na steve ndio hawa. Hapo stage kulikuwa na crowd imejazana. Turns out a boy was hit by a car akivuka barabara. It was 8pm by then, tukaamua kwenda home sasa.tukiwa kwa mat nikanotice sina simu.kumbe niliiwacha kwa kina rose na hakuna vile ningeidai. By the time tufike jiji nilikuwa nachapa hesabu rose amekuwa deep fried pande moja, ndio anageuzwa.

Nilifika majioni kama watu wote wamedoze so siz hatukuonana. The next day nikaamka ngware kuishia kwa kina steve. Tuki tunareminisce pale vile tumeponyoka kifo simu ya steve ikaring. Ilikuwa ni rose kama analia. Ati “what happened to him?Is he really dead?” Steve kwanza akachanganyikiwa akakata simu. Nikamshow mulize amejua aje. Steve akamchapia “ulijua aje?” “We got the news in the morning ati there’s a boy who was hit near the stage.he was
running and got hit. Nilipigia hadi cuzo yake anaitwa nice. I got her number from his phone. She told me it’s true he got hit. Ati there’s even a harambee” Marto akacheza ka yeye…“it’s really tragic” rose akamshow budake ametense juu inaweza semekana yeye ndio cause. Steve akamshow amwambie atleast a chip in kitu kwa harambee na hio simu yangu azime na atupe. Pesa ikatumwa through post bank. A clean 40k. We had never held such an amount before.

Fast foward to opening day. Tukiwa kwa assembly the next day, a bunch of girls like 8 wa sister school walked in. Their principal, who had an ass to kill for, called our principal aside and he gave her a nod. After some boring talks from several teachers principal akadai that we lost one of our student during the holidays and the girls had a special tribute for him. Madame wakaanza kuimba amazing grace,rose na sylvia wako in tears ata wafuatanishi wimbo. Ikafika point it was too emotional for them to continue. Saa hio marto ameisha,machozi inamtoka yeye ni ya furaha.

Doomsday ilifika point rose alistep foward and said that they’ll always remember me. She followed this with my full names. Principal akadai “ate wat? That is the shald i caught with a radio yesterday” watu wale walijua jina yangu wakaniangalia wote.

That’s how I ended up getting expelled from school, keja yangu ikabomolewa, and went through a full kikuyu traditional ceremony to cast out evil spirits.

Movie script ya nguvu! Hekaya iko tops with lots of seasoning (kachumbari, salt na firifiri)

The whole thing is fiction.

Nimeamka sa nane za usiku kucheka…isokei

Who the fuck died?, story haimake sense hapo mwisho

kumbe pia umenotice

Every woman had an ass to kill for.
But the dad ‘killed’ @Hennessy & Naps

from part 1 nilijua hekaya ni ya uongo. how did school boys own an account?

Seems you did not finish part 2.

Good story telling.

hii heka imejaa aromat na royco spesheli brathe!

I have to say this marinated, roycod hekaya has made me laugh senseless.

I think life passed me by in high school kama hizi ndizo zilikuwa vituko - eti unapatikana kwa wenyewe ukiwa ndethe…

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha best hekaya but hapo kwa 40k ni rongo tupu!

:D:D:D:D:D:D hii line huniuwa ,

but expulsion was unfair

Hii hekaya iko marinated mbaya

Hehehe

hekaya safi sana

:D:D kwani ile kerosene ya shule haikuwafanyia lolote

Good fiction!!!

Marinated or not hekaya iko timam

:D:D:D:D:D:DNimecheka ka jinga kuskia ati madem waliimba kwa parade. Hekaya iko timam