How i got married.

So 5 years ago, i was seeing this lady called Tracy… we had great chemistry in and out of the sheets but the only issue was when we fought it was bad, this bitch was crazy especially once she had a glass of wine.One friday night we go out and in the club i bump into another chic from campus who hugs me tightly all this time Tracy is giving me the evil eye…wacha tufike kwa parking lot…drama!! bitch pulls my shirt trying to hit me and since sikutaka drama i called a cab for her and went home.In the morning i texted her and told her it was over. A week later i sweet talk another chic i had met at a queue pale Huduma centre (story for another day) and she agrees to visit the mansion. Mimi huyo nikakimbia liquor store nikashika wine na Vodoski for shots ndio mechi ishike. The girl comes over at around 7 jioni nikajua leo threshold ni overnight…we started drinking and talking, dancing pale kidogo nikajua baas.
At around 9 we are making out kwa couch i hear a knock on the door …furious na huku nimembao i go to the door and guess what Tracy is at the fucking door! without saying hi she enters the house…kuona dame kwa couch matiti moja iko nje she says "Niaje ’ to the girl and heads to the kitchen nikajua hapa ni kifo…as i try to talk to the visibly shocked girl Tracy comes back with a glass, pours herself a drink and starts chatting to the new girl…Am sitted there dick very erect due to the tension and heart beating fast as fuck…In the midst of all this my mind goes to what if this ends in a threesome…what a story that would be!!After seeing them both relaxed I take a glass nikaekea kila mtu shot and decided kama mbaya mbaya! I was afraid of a fight cause Tracy was petite and the new chic was a bit on the heavier side…nikajua vita ikitokea kuna mmoja ataenda ICU… Right now the new chic has relaxed and they are talking about some artist playing kwa telly…Tracy calls me to follow her to the bedroom to talk and i tell the new chic i will be back…kuingia bedroom it was intense kissing and we ended up having one of the best sex i have ever had in my life…all this time the new girl amelala kwa kiti!!It was either she had no place to go or maybe hakuwa na fare…sijui…In the morning i woke her up said pole and gave her fare ya thao. To cut a long story short…Tracy is now my wife.

Do you still fight?

mzae no one has forced you to write this statement if indeed that day won’t come

Hehe, the way she walked in calmly and begun chatting up your new girl, she knew how to handle you and bring you back to her my friend. She probably is friends with one of your neighbours or the caretaker and she was told uko na dame kwa nyumba. If you refused her advances and said your new girl is the one, thats when kifo might have begun.

There was no confrontation at all?

You are fucked. Crazies end up letting someone down.

BLALI POOOOONDER

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Tracy >= pychopath

Wewe ni ndume kamili congrats.
The bitch sorry pipi yako aliona you won’t allow being disrespected and had already found another vagina in a Week. That was a significant power play you achieved. How does she behave with you nowadays?

The drama people go through:D

Nangoja summary.
Siezi soma hiyo novel yote

ulioa psycho. ngoja post nut clarity itakushika

That bitch owns you Bruh!!!

And you went ahead and married the psychopath? Wait till she wakes up in the middle of the night and stabs you in the fucking neck. Your last thought as your life bleeds out of you will be “Shit! I shoulda never married this psycho bitch.”

Good luck with your marriage

Nipe through pass ya the girl who slept pn the couch!!

Ate wat? Hapa umenidundisha, kwani iyo pusde ndio the best you ever had, hata alikuzuia opportunity ya kuonja iyo mpya

Msupa anjitambua anakueshimu na anajiamini.
Huyu atakuwa anakutandika mbele ya wakidi wako. Usiseme hukuambiwa

One more blunder and she will revenge and remind you that 5years old night… Tick-tock tick-tock

You will be cuckolded very soon and by a villager notwithstanding.

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