Hello Villager’s!
Judge To Accused: Did You sleep with that woman?
Accused: Not a wink your honour, she kept me awake all night!
Today is the day to celebrate love ( we can argue some other time on the validity of this day as with the validity of Christmas, Easter etc) But before that I must confess yours truly once suffered from one minute man syndrome! It wasn’t an exact minute it was that I could not last long enough with a woman in bed and fell short of expectations! I started out in the dating field as your typical (AFC) Average Frustrated Chump, before learning the game of dating and finding my inner Alpha. Its one thing to have a girlfriend and its another to keep her, my wake up call came when I landed myself a friends with benefits! Unbelievable huh? That’s an hekaya for another day though the old OMS crept up and she stopped picking my calls!
I read many books, online articles and even some medical publications I for any of you out there suffering from the same here’s what helped me out.
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To be used with lots of caution! Practise with Porn! set a time and wank it out try shooting for 3 minutes, 5 minutes, 7 minutes each time adding a minute or two, this will help you out tremendously, if you wank for 10 minutes or so your staying power in real time goes up! ( if you have an addictive personality stay away, and practise with porn once twice a week only).
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Avoid ‘Penile thinking’ this is where we guys see romance as something to get out of our way so that you can stick your dick into her! slow things down and enjoy the entire process, don’t let all your energies get drown to your groin area!
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Get into an exercise program preferably HIIT Cardio, This will help give you cardio vascular fitness. you Will learn to control your breathing, control your breathing and you will to some extent be able to control your urge to ejaculate during sex.
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Eat her out! Use tons of oral sex, this helps get her closer to the big O! even if you last a few minutes you will be able to make her climax.
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I know this will sound silly but find ways to ‘distract’ your self when humping her! my favourite is to name the entire line up of the arsenal invisibles! (David seaman, Lauren, Ashely Cole, Sol Campbell, Gilberto Silva, Viera, …)
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Lastly when all fails use a condom! (which you should be anyways in most circumstances) I find it lessens the sensation allowing you to go longer.
“To prove his love he climbed the wildest mountains, swam the deepest oceans, crossed the wildest deserts…In the end she left him he was never at home!”
