Vipi Wana Jamvi.
When you see Miguna Miguna talk shiet pale twitter,trust me i know how it feels to be conned or rather loose an election.My stint in politics lasted shorter than i anticipated,a month or 2.My fate had been sealed by watu wa bar na Vijana wa Mtaa .Eti wee Gikuyu umeenda university unafaa uwe MCA wa hii mtaa ,kwanza ata the current MCA amekua malenge ametu angusha sanaa,kazi ni kulewa tu na kukula ma bibi za watu,ata kwanza ile mulika mwizi aliweka kwa soko alii pora pesa hapo.For a while i had humbly accepted the name Mheshimwa in my ward.
I realized when it was a bit to late, after loosing more than Kshs .100,000 za kupeana hand outs kwa ma boyz wa mtaa and buying illicit liquor hapa na pale ;that if you are unsure of a course of action in Politics do not attempt it.Your doubts and hesitation will infect your execution!!! So the last day i bowed out was rather dramatic.I'm a bit confident guy but when it comes to public speaking,trust me it is no easy thing,(tuko pamoja Muhoho Kenyatta). My Coup De Grace was on a Sunday.I was to meet the so called "delegation'' ya ma boyz pale mtaani.I was rather shocked to meet a huge crowd which mainly comprised of idlers,walevi,watu wa pool,pick pockets,former thugs et al.
Before meeting the delegation so that i can give my final speech before nominations, nili pigia mtu wangu wa Nduthi alete home delivery ya mzinga na ki slim cha weed so that i can gather confidence ya ku ongea na raiya vi proper.All along i was communicating with my point manon the ground for the updates and what wananchi were expecting.As i was downing the liquor,and the weed did the reality kick in,like what the f**k are you doing in politics Gikuyu?? I totally developed cold feet .BTW the following week was nominations za Jubilee Party....wacha ni malizie badae hii hekaya the story is loooong....