How I won my first bet

Pale campo nilikuwa naitwa Smooth Criminal…sijui mbona…maybe juu niko msilent in real life. So kuna hii mzoga kila boy alikuwa anamezea…we shared some classes so compe ilikuwa kali Sana…usisahau rich-kids Wa Nai kama @Mzee mzima kwa hiyo mix. Ilikuwa hard manze. Day moja mimi na ariff wangu wawili…wote Kadinya established tukawekelea 3k. Kudinya unashinda. Beshte wa kwanza akaanza na zile za ku-ball on a budget…dame alimkula 2k kwa chips kuku etc…akatap-out after kitu one week. Jamaa wa pili akaunda kiswahili ya kuingiza dame box…hakulast simu tatu…story zote zinadeflectiwa to academics…akawekwa friendzone. Nikajua huyu dame ni mjanja Sana…nikamtolea form ya Friday…kumbe dame ni mshamba ni vile tu anadunga Poa. Niliweka blue moon kwa chupa ya wine, juu najua hangelenga wine…pombe ikiwa katikati nikaintroduce weed…hivyo ndivyo dame alivua ngotha na sio tafafhali. I won my first lottery ivo…na manugu bado ndizo nilinunulia fobe na hiyo pesa

Na saa hii yeye ni singo matha ama mtaro?

Swafi, fisi kweli

It is a trick I learned along the way…but it doesn’t work with Nai chics. Ukiona dame ana kaushamba fulani na hutaki kuwaste time…alcohol na weed hukuwa catalyst.

:D:D:D:D:Dboss, achana na huyu bruh wetu.

huyo mwenye hangetofautisha makali na wine sio mshamba tuu, huyo ni kama ametoka huko tot

Ni ile ujanja ya vitabu tuu…streetlife hakuwa anajua any. That was her weakness

Saa zingine nikisoma hizi threads za Mtura Ndom huwa zina 97% kutubeba ufara kama hao washamba wake…:D:D:D

So basically the only way you get some is via date rape ?

What date rape are you talking about? Hatukuwa tumeblackout

Airhead you basically spiked her with cheap akoho and bangi.

kutomba mlevi haina tofauti na kutomba maiti

hii hekaya inanuka uongo.

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Hii weka kwa sports section juu ni kutuchezea akili

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Boss it’s high time utafute Ile kiti ya NV ukae kwa sidelines uchungulie kijiji kwa umbali… niggas are not having your bullcrap, msweep na uppercut zimezidi.

I know earlier you said rastaman never dies…fuck that this will definitely sting alilo bit.

your sitution right now…
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A guy drugs a gal and has sex with hee then comes here to brag.
You have not won this one…

Wapi ule fala wa you have a small penis aje acomment hapa

I think a real winner angekagua vitu kama both parties are sober