How men are resolving the dead beat issue

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[B][FONT=Courier New]AGREEMENT BEFORE PARTICIPATION:

I, __________________________, the undersigned female partner, about to enjoy an intimate relationship with ______________, certify as follows :

  1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.
  2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic. N(s).
  3. THAT the aforementioned partner did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.
  4. THAT I am in no fear of him whatsoever.
  5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.
  6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and I do not care.
  7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.
  8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.
  9. THAT in the event that I receive my share, which I expect, declare in advance, the capacity and willingness for further participation as soon
    as time permits.
  10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that :

a) I contract a sexual disease,
B) I become pregnant,
c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or
otherwise.

  1. THAT arbitration will not be held on the social media courts.

SIGNED BEFORE PARTICIPATING ON THIS
__________ DAY OF (MONTH) ___________________ (YEAR) ___________ AT_________________

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