Last night I was sitting alone at a bar and couldn’t help overhear a conversation about closing. For example:
Uwesmake uses his X6 and a few punchlines that have words like tender, contract, client, name dropping “my cousin the Governor” etc and seems this works for him.
Gio invites women to his house and makes a meal. Studies chef Raph Facebook to the letter in the hope that at the end of the day those panties will fall.
Asking outright, “Unanipea au unipei”…this sounds better in mother tongue.
Invite women to house and then put the ‘wrong’ movie which is a porno. Once the mood is set, there’s no turning back.
Like Jirongo…promising to pay school fees then you dry fry. Lots of politicians fall in this category. Munya and Baba Abby.
When the lady arrives, say you need to shower and you come back with bare minimum coz unataka kuserve drink kabla uingie shower. Hii ni ya wale wa gym. Watu kama kush hii hawezi.
Long game. This is for the patient type. Taking things slow until you get green light.
I am not sure how or why ignoring beautiful chics makes them interested. Yani kila mtu ako, “sasa beautifool, Hey cutie pie”. Nini nini. Wewe unalenga ni kama hata humuoni. Anakuja mwenyewe kuconfirm kama ni ukweli humuoni. Wewe unaweka miti mpaka kwa maskio,