How to talk dirty in kiswahili?

Everything I say kinda sounds off to me but there are definitely ones I find interesting like “na rarua kitu leo” or “fungua mlango”, stuff like “I wanna bang you so hard” translates poorly. Can you really pull it off without using a single English word?

mwambie tu… " kumamayo kipusa nitatomba hiyo kuma mpaka iraruke nikushone na sindano"

panua paja mkwaju waja

Nv jishugulishe na vitu za maana jinga

Weka mate niteleze kama nyoka pangoni.

old

Old is gold

Nioshe fimbo ing’are zaidi!

Nataka nikunyonye kinembe hadi utetemke kama kisiagi ya Mluhya

nataka nikutombe hadi khuma yako itoke moshi

Swahili is not a sexy language you can’t talk dirty in Swahili

kula njugu,pata nguvu,pewa rungu

mpenzi geuka tushiriki

hakuna poa lugha kama swa kukatia.

hio ni ya utoto

Panua paja gogo laja

Fungua matako mamba yangu akisalamu shikamoo

Nitadinya matiti mpaka mamako akinisalamu

mkundu ataharibu leo

Swahili is a very young language 500 years old, so it lacks alot of vocabulary and mind you it grew in an Islamic conservative society. That’s why when it comes to matters relating to sex and relationships it fails miserably.

not really, you are the one who lacks Kiswahili knowledge