How Touting Cost Me!

Siku moja nikiwa Campus mashada zili shika nika decide kua makanga from Rongai to town.:D:D

Maisha ya campus ni upweke tu!On this day, i visited my class mate pale Rongai.We had so much to drink and of course,you can never rule out weed in any gathering ya campus fellows.I was very drunk and ecstatic. Honestly, looking back with nostalgia,i pity myself how ,i hacked hanging on a first moving mat from Rongai to town.Many fatalities have been reported.I am sure some of the beauties were like,'whats wrong with this handsome dude,o_Ocan’t he just chill out like the rest of us.I’ve had quite a number of adventures that crossed my path but by all accounts,this was not one.

Nilikua na piga kelele niki ita watu kwanza pale Langata…tao mbao mbao,tao mbao mbao,kiasi kiasi na piga whistle na kukimbiza mat,huku ni kifanya ma stunt za ku dandia …'Dere gari iende sana" meanwhile the true makanaga analipisha watu huko nyuma.

When we were just about to negotiate Railways roundabout,nika ruka mat ki ninja,huku niki shout…gari mwisho gari mwisho!!wtf.Kiasi nika shikwa jek kwa trouser.:smiley: ‘‘We ndio unafanya touting hapa,leta hizo mikono.’’ I was handcuffed by this short man,in civilian.Of course i didn’t bother to ask him whom he was.I took judicial notice that if he has handcuffs,his definitely a cop. We started walking towards railways station.That stretch from the rounda to the station is dark man!

All of a sudden,i regained my consciousness ,hey Gikuyu,where is this guy taking you,usiku and this alley is totally empty?:eek: no single soul around.Gahfla bin vu,nikatoka mbio kurudi hio side ya roundbout,huku ka ‘wannabe cop’ kafupi na kitambi yake ama come nyuma yangu teke teke.
You see my speed was somehow retarded because my hands were handcuffed and i was high as a skunk.I couldn’t keep up.Japo nili jitahidi wadau,the fucker managed to catch up with me pale Tusky pioneer.niliskia kofi mzito ya mgongo…pwaaaaaa:D:D.ilibidi tu nime tii.

Hii story ni refu,what am i trying to say?kama pombe imezidi enda to home.

:D:Djinga

the f***cker managed to???nimecheka

so ulilala ndani ama nini?

zii,nilitoa punch.Lakini later on nikajua kumbe huyo jama si karao,his an imposter who works with cops hapo railways.I don’t know bado kama anakuaga bado.

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:D:D:D:D:D at least you are honest. maninja huku wanatwist story to show vile they are tough.

Kama culture

:D:D:D:D:D Nice hekaya minus fake talkers braggadocio

:D:D:D

hio part ya kutoka teke na handcuffs…pia wewe ulikua ma ombitho excess
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:D:D zilikua zime runda ile serious hahaha

Yaani pombe inakufanya ufanye umakanga kwa nganya? Maajabu meffi

Niaje mboss?

kasee vipi

daah we dogo vipi.hizi vitu ziki shika zime shika

Poa sana… wacha nitoroke kabla uwesakende alete his stale homesexooo jokes

Wewe na @Aar mko category moja. Mnanunuka ngamia ferkin.

Ningekuwa wewe ningekimbia muthurwa nilale chini ya lorry .

The fucker (Waweru) ndio alilala ndani ya @gikuyu