How uwesmake & married men trick Mwk & Clandes

[Mwanaume_Pochi]

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[imei2012]

Oya @Big fire come get your wife

[T.Vercetti]

@uwesmake is not married, he is a homosexual.

[Cheza_juu]

:D:D:D

[Brayo44ki]

[Mimi_Huwa_Namwaga_Nd]

Hehehe this sounds more like kinyosi @Tom Bayeye

[magreb]

Classic. Hio hata kunguru sugu atakupea tena.

[count_dracula]

Or jaruo jeuri @Agwambo he is always after skirts and claims to have a baruya wife

[coldpilsner]

[kah_tony]

Kuna ile ingine ya
…
Dame: Kumbe you’re married
Uwesmake: Sasa unataka kuanza ma-excuse, acha hizo!

[Mwanaume_Pochi]

@kah tony

Kuna ile ingine ya
…
Dame: Kumbe you’re married
Uwesmake: Sasa unataka kuanza ma-excuse, acha hizo!

:D:D:D

[poyoloko]

@Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii

Hehehe this sounds more like kinyosi @Tom Bayeye

Yes Endelea kutafuta watoto kwa matako ya @Kodiaga

[chap]

Hizi ni tabia za @LIEN definitely sounds like him
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[Lionheart]

A nervous, tipsy guy has a conversation with an attractive chick he has just sat next to at a party.
He leans to her ear. Cupping his hand to the side of his mouth, he shouts above the noise of the music.
Guy: I-I-I-I’m Uwes!
Gal: What?
Guy: U–U-U-Uwesmake!
Gal: Siwezi nini?
Guy: My-my name
Gal: Okay…pleasure. I’m Jackie
Guy: Plesha
He grabs her hand and covers it in his other hand, a mini hand-hug. He doesn’t let go. He leans again to her ear.
Guy: S-s-s-si you s-s-swing goods.
Gal: Wha…?
Guy: S-s-swing goods
Gal: What goods?
Guy: S-s-s-si you know!
The chick disengages her hand angrily, rises and walks away to a far corner of the room. Uwes picks up his square bottomed glass of Gilbeys, takes a long swig, and belches.

[kush_yule_mnono]

@uweskhasia tebu muok kiasi. Unamaliswa apa kisiasa

[tombayeye]

@Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii

Hehehe this sounds more like kinyosi @Tom Bayeye

pole boss if that was your kunguru,my deek has its own mindset

[zayn]

@Lionheart

A nervous, tipsy guy has a conversation with an attractive chick he has just sat next to at a party.
He leans to her ear. Cupping his hand to the side of his mouth, he shouts above the noise of the music.
Guy: I-I-I-I’m Uwes!
Gal: What?
Guy: U–U-U-Uwesmake!
Gal: Siwezi nini?
Guy: My-my name
Gal: Okay…pleasure. I’m Jackie
Guy: Plesha
He grabs her hand and covers it in his other hand, a mini hand-hug. He doesn’t let go. He leans again to her ear.
Guy: S-s-s-si you s-s-swing goods.
Gal: Wha…?
Guy: S-s-swing goods
Gal: What goods?
Guy: S-s-s-si you know!
The chick disengages her hand angrily, rises and walks away to a far corner of the room. Uwes picks up his square bottomed glass of Gilbeys, takes a long swig, and belches.

@Lionheart kumbe unakuanga mjinga hivi :D:D

[Lionheart]

@zayn

@Lionheart kumbe unakuanga mjinga hivi :D:D

Not me, I wasn’t at the party demanding goods:D

[ChifuMbitika]

@count dracula

Or jaruo jeuri @Agwambo he is always after skirts and claims to have a baruya wife

Why do most Luo men marry outside the tribe? I know of five Luo friends who have all married from other regions.