Village Elder
Beta males chukueni kiti mkae msikize

When there were forests to hunt back in the days, we could prepare our weapons and go physically in the bush to bring a kill home. Its the same manner as hunting kungurus - go physically to the forests with your weapons. Look at all kungurus on display, the ones you want, armed with words, say 'hi!' and start the kill. Take her to java for a coffee worthy about 200kshs or nyama choma na kachupa kakuteremsha (300-600ksh), etc - make sure its a bit classy and cheap and the kill is all yours

This beta males hunting in the internet, buying expensively, what they do not see and can be lied that it is a deer only to see a hippo physically are a disgrace to manhood