Now,now…my dh has two phones smartphone n the analogue one sumsung chat duos,the first is passwordes but the analogue one not n simply because he cannot put it as it asks for the former password…so the analogue one he puts airtel or wen the smartphone is out of charge…so ave been snooping this phone for quite a long while n I save their contacts…so there is this particular no that my dh communicates with daily n per day almost 30 to 40 times per day…waah…gor interested with the no. He saved it Caro zain…am like who’s this,went to true caller no matches found…saved the no…
N u know this phone even if u delete the inbox n sent items without deleting call log bado Tu utaona, how many massages sent n received…so got interested…
There is particular weekend wanted to go to their shags for burial.my bil was also going so asked for the lift n u just know how those wadosi wanakuaga on time,he called me at around 7am that at 9am sharp ako kwa doorstep kunipik…so i hurried up,my bedroom was in total mess was also going with my gal…while i was preparing my hubby was just watching me,in his mind is like waaahhh wat a chance am having this weekend…at exactly 9am…i heard piii pipip…piip…ndio hao tukaenda…that was on Friday…so wacha Saturday i call dh around 8am hapik then later on anapik akisema hell call me let him sleep alilala late…i don’t know wether u ladies know mtu akipik ur call Kama ako kwa loo, by then i did call my neighbour Hu has my hse key to go chek my bathroom tap its like i wachad on…i lied to her in my bak mind wanted to know if the hyena slept in the house…
Kumbe i was right…he dint sleep there…i called him again n told him blank that i know he dint sleep in the hse…u know my sixth sense told me ako kwa Caro…i called the lady n told her let him keep that man…zile matusi Na maneno alinipea wacha Tu…then i smsed her n told her am also mpango wa kando like u,i got her no.last nyt thur wen i was with that hyena…kumbe tuko wengi…n how i pitied his wife…hapo ndipo alinikol Na tukawa mabeshte na karma n had a deal…
We buried then the following morning sisi hao to Nairobi…
Itaneni halafu niwaambie how our deal went n how I tricked mwk n dh in two momos…
Wacha umama! Achia wamama hizi story. Udaku ya wamama itakumaliza.
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Unapenda nini? Hekaya za Kilimums? Nikucopie whole story hapa?
Napenda udaku! malizia hii story.
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milf unaniangusha.
uko kili mums?
@Conservative dude ndiye anatuangusha na udaku.
I usually have a one-off peek just be sure hyena is not listed there.
Haya suit yourself…
So Caro was been in constant communication,ask me questions I ask her too…i told her the hyena pays me rent,I stay in utawala…so she senta me all the texts dh has been sending her…alaah…so I send her my edited texts thatI told her hubby amenitumia…ao got to know this person…infact I maintain calling her with my airtel no…yeye hadi akanikol na saf com no yake…i quickly went to true caller and found his name…kumbe I had this no earlier the only problem I dint know if these two nos Ni za mtu mmoja…jeeeze…wen she calls I was raging in my heart but kept kul dint want her to suspect anything…so Tu old me that Saturday the hyena went to her hse n that wen his wife called asubuhi he went ahead and received his call kwa choo…now mimi huyo nimefika kwa hao I just found exactly how I left my house…hata niliacha suitcase ya mtoi kwa bed…na that’s wea I found it…i also left my gals school bag kwa sofa that’s wea I found it…so hakulala kwa bed ama sitting room… My dh is a self employed…I went wea he’s working…i dint want to wait till he comes home…i asked him,sema kuruka story…mpaka anasema tumkol…am like in my heart Si deal itabakfire…but I wanted to proove him wrong,the guy dint know I got that no kwa simu take long time ago but dint utter any word cos I wanted proof n also dint want him know I snooped hos phone…akakaza that he doesn’t know the no… N that nikiskia za watu nitaharibu nyumba yangu…ati whaaat…?/??so I let him call with his phone coz I dint want mwk ajue Ni mimi maub Ni anada mpango…so nimechocha hubby Na kusema hata za uongo how that lady knee niko shags…nina watoi wangapi…etc…mambo mob…so the dh was raged too…akachukua no…pretending Hana hiyo no…i just k n ow he deleted her nos…so u just know how these smartphones are…any no ushawai piga the moment umeanza ku dial 07 bla bla kabla jaujamaliza ishakushow no…hahaha nikampata…hapo nimekodoa macho then nikamshow aeke speaker…so the lady picked phone Kama kawaida…ati sawa love???Si mwamme akajifanya…weer Ni nani,unasema nilikutomba lini??hahaha…in my mind nawagonganisha…the lady says kwani nini mbaya…so Na shout kwa background nikisema ntaenda mtafuta wife nimshow ujinga bwanake anafanya…so the lady Ni Kama anamtukana dh mpaka anakata…kumbuka anamwita Na jina yake…so the lady was pissed offf…nikkama hakushika sauti ya n gu…she calls me ananiambia vile dh anamshoe madharau…so keshoyake mwk ananitumia msg ambayo dh alimtumia ati am forgive Na huyo alikuwa Malaya Tu Na jioni anakam kwa hao…waaaawaaa nikapandwa Na Mori Na hamaki but pretended and told her imagine mimi sijali as long as ananilipia rent n gives me pocket money I don’t give a damn…so i ask mwk how we can get his wife n teach this guy a lesson…akanishow ataenda hapo job a befrend the counter gal then atlist apewe clue…so I told her wen the hyena comes to my hse I will alert her n comes ma atushike n we know anapenda nani same to me akija kwake shell holla me…mwk akanishow hata mimi afadhali Kama ananilipia hao coz yeue halipwingi hao…ye hutumiea some credo Na Tu pesa kidogo Na kutombwa… I raged…ati credo,tupesa kidogi Na kutombwa!!!how much is tupesa kidogo…aki wamama Ni kazi but I perservererd…so told mwk that the hyena said hell come to my house today Na akae chonjo…ill call her…am like I will call her for real akuje Tu…so dh comes home like usual…am having a big potato in my throat haimezeki…yaani am restless…ok the sleep time arrives Kama kawaida his smartphone kwa charger Na the analogue one under the pillow…so I called her with hubbys phone Na hakushika so I smsed her, nikamshoe how the hyena told me yeye ndie Malaya Na ashamput off n a hasikii…n that he’s gonna marry me second wifey…msg received…i smsed too with my airtel no yenye yeye anajua…si nikampandisha Mori mwenzangu kuwa tuko mipango za kando Na mimi ndio ananipenda kuliko yeye…waaah…I n the morning I found her 23missed calls to dh phones…so that nyt I think utawala mbali she cudnt make it n got that msg a little bit too late…so called me… I told her why hakushika simu…the hyena Jana came with shopping ya ngiri sita n paid my rent too n left me with ngiri tano…i lied to her, akaniambia amemkol Mara mob Na hajashika simu…i told her yes we saw ur missed calls n a tukalenga Tu cos he was giving me my daily dose then unluckily his wife called n had to leave immediately…so mwk akaniambia she gonna call him Na lazima akuje kwa hao then atanikoll niende hajui that’s what I really want…from the beginning to catch dh…do u know I also told her that guy hazalishi n naskia fununu ako Na uk that’s why siezi enda nayeye bila cd the only reason am with him is for financial…yeye naye alimpe n da Na hapewi financial…so she called him waende wadiscuss hizo issues zao the guy agreed…its around 4pm,I called dh told me ako job…ok… So the d day has come n am really restless,I ask myself shud u go or not…waah patience is killing me and i don’t want to call her very often anaweza ruka story so I go as she wants it…n I also pretend sina haha yeye ndio ako Na haha…so nimeweka simu ya airtel kwa charger Na place uko Na network…I can’t afford to be mteja ama sijui phone sijui nini…i have to get there…u know hata sijui place anastay,but she lives in the same estate Na place job iko,so I have to roam around that estate…so went to a friend…tunapiga story lakini hata akili yangu haiko…watu wanacheka but mi Ni plastic kicheko…but akili yangu kwa simu just incase sikuaikia ikilia…alaaaaa…rem I diverted my dh calls after 30 sec wen busy n wen thes no reply…i usually gets lucky wen his simcard is in the analogue phone…coz I know sim pin…akicommunicate Na smartphone ndio sinanga Bahati…this gal ain’t in watsap coz I saved both her nos Na hayuko no wonder dh communicates much thru sms…na poa true caller in her safcom no haionyeshi picha…mi nayo airtel no yangu nimewela jina ya a man Na safcom yangu hajui…i avoided my safcom no hata Kama sina credo…coz I said one day ill use it mayb kumshow kuwa now the wife knows…so 6pm ikafika,akaniko akan uko show dh anakam so akanishow unajua stage fulani nikamwambia yees ao akaniambia ukishuka Tu kwa stage cross barabara Kuna baro Na unapiya three flats on ua left ama uulize family bank agent iko wapi hapo watakushow…I asked Kama Kuna anada agent akasema family Ni moja Tu hapo kwao…so akanishow kwa gate kunafungwa but ongea Tu Na mama roba wa duka umshow wewe Ni …simu yake ikakatika…mimi huyo kupiga hashiki…am like huyu dame ananichezea??? nini…am like cant go alone karma is karma I have to go with at least my two or three men just incase anacheza Na mind game yangu…mayb anangojea anichape kuruka…i called my three male friends…sisi hai tunaenda but roho yangu inadunda dunda pum!!pum!! drum southern Sahara…tukafika stage ,tukacross,tukaulizia family bank agent Na hiyo jina tumepewa… .waaaaahhhhhh
So kufika kwa hii agent next plot Kuna duka,am like nikienda nahawa my three men huyu mama wa duka ataashtuka na mayb akatae kufungua gate…so nikawawacha…so I gained courage Na kuenda…am like sawa mama robah, poa…na kulikuwa Na macustomers kibao…am like God saidia…aka nishow sema…nikisaidieje…i gained courage I told her Aki mama robah nisaidie Na key ya gate…so u know alikuwa busy Na macustomee hata hakuona uso yangu akasema Tu ok kwani Leo umesahau key am like yees…nikaskia akiambia rober hebu kamdungulie mama Caro…waaah am confused so kwa ploti Kuna mama Caro Na Caro…ama huyu mama amekuwa confused…ok sikujali bora gate ifunguliwe…so mtoi Si anazunguka aje kwa gate luckily mtu poa alikuwa anaingua kwa ploti n had keys before sijui robah akuje sisi hai ndani…nikauliza huyu jamaaa kwa Caro Ni wapi,akanishow yule mfupi,mweusi nikaitika Tu thou sijamwona Caro…akatuambia Ni second floor door no B2,sisi hao mpaka second floor kufika B2,niliskia nimeishiwa Na nguvu nikashow wale majamaa waningojee kwa staircase just incase nitapiga nduru…so niko kwa mlango nawaza vile nitaingia…nikajaribu kufungua mlango pole pole alaa the bitch alikuwa mjanja hakufunga mlango…do u know natetemeka hapa kwa mlango… Nikapeep…sioni anything kwa sitting room…anyway Ni karma amejipanga…mimi nikatiptoe mpaka kwa sitting naskia wanaongea Na kubishana…so nikajificha kwa corridor ya kitchen…so dame ameingia box yake ya ma apologies, Mara naskia poa babe Na sounds za kisses…nikasema kwa roho yangu…God lemmy act mature, So nikasimama just beside the bedroom door coz ilikuwa wazi,kumbuka only bedroom ndio kumewashwaa taa Na kitchen,sitting room giza so poa mimi niko kwa giza nawaona Na hawanioni ,I took my phone n took video…huku natemeka Na kupumua kwa nguvu mpaka najaribu kujizuia lakini wapi…wamama wenzangu its a hectic job but wanted to follow to the latter…n before I enter that plot I called dh nikamshow niko job uko wapi,akanishow ako Na akina Dan Greenspan mall???so hapo ndio mall…so in the moment ya wanakisss waalahi sikungoja waendelee nikashtuka nimesema baba nani hapa ndio Greenspan???nikaingia kwa bedroom??? Do u know at some point I thot Ni afro cinema am watching or ,am dreaming and finally I will wake up…ooh my God…why I asked…mwanamume Ni kuamka wi try disbilieve Na kusimama Na kwanza kusema ghhhai hajui amefikaje hapo…ler him explain…explain my foot…he told mwk this my wife…karma is shocked kumbe all along she has been chatting with the wife???nilijitoa polepole kutoka nje ,my three men are there consoling me as am crying…kufika chini gate imefungwa kugongea mlangi ya ma robah I think hazy yake ndio aliopen nikamShow atufungulie gate…sisi hao tukatoka…pikipiki tukachukua hadi home…nikaambia my friends waende tutaonana kesho…sikuleta mwadhara which I think mwk alitarajia plus dh too…nikafika kwa hao…aa if nothing has happened…i prayed niwe Na roho ngumu…dh came immediately…i told him lets not too abt that issue anymore till now…he doesn’t know wat am planning…na amekuwa akipiga simu almost every hr…sends me apology texts…i don’t reply…n wen he calls I reply bluntly…ametoa passwords,anakam kwa hao early and i act as if nothing has happened,He has called almost everyone my friends n relas n imagine what ave not told anyone except my three men n Kilimani mums Nairobi uncensored…he’s in total stress…END…
uh? how now? 
nimepunguza heshima kwako.
kidogo tu
But if you can prove hiyo ni yako then we don’t have a problem ukianika hapa.
ni story long, nimeisomea huko KMNU na pseudo account.
Wacha ikae. Mtu ameandika hii kitu yote na mjinga mwingine asome yote.
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