Hyenaring gone sour

It was one of the days you wake up with good moods but shit happens and you wonder wewe kwa hii maisha ni nani huyo alikuroga. Ingekua enzi za kina Franco labda ningeitiwa wazee waombe mashetani zifukuzwe wakiskiza rumba.
Was woken up by an incoming call kuangalia it was one of those fwb Chics asking nimemtupa aje as usual nkajua kuna favour inahitajika. Nikachangamka nkidhani tuslice ntapata kumbe bitch anadai nimsaidie kubeba bags anatravel. Cursed my luck bt mwanaume nikajiambia haisuru patience pays. Nikacheza kama ndume slice date ikapangwa akirudi kutoka ocha.
Nikapiga dem push hadi stage akajitoa. Getting back kwa hao nikaget kplc wameamua tukae kwa giza kidogo. With the solar ya njaanuary made up my mind quickly niende swimo. Kufika huko nikaget pool iko na ratio every fisi can dream of. Luckily enough most ladies hawakua wanajua kuswim so mm huyo first instinct ni kuimpress deepend .
From apo ndio nikaanza kuona zikijileta ati si pia mm unifundishe kuswim kama wewe. My two heads started competing kufikiria. Being approached by 5 Chics at the same time ni daunting so nikakumbuka Mtaka yote hukosa yote and had to do a quick survey who is the 9/10 among them. Settled on one na mistari zikaanza. Sikujua tym ikifly faster hivo bt had already sealed a deal nikitoka tutoke na huyo dem. Hapo ndio sukari iliangukia kwa mlango. Decided to do last impression na ivo ndio Makosa ikafanyika.
Took a deep dive unluckily nikahit floor ya swimo face first after misjudging the distance. Kidogo nikafeel lips zimefura nimebebea watu watatu mdomo. Felt blood oozing nkajua Kwisha mm. Vile nlitoka huyo dem sijui. Nlienda kona flani nkangoja kila mtu atoke wasione my deformed face. Na hivo ndio slices zilinitoka.

Next time tumia stories and anecdotes with video,ama mbisha supporting evidence to Show your inner:D:D:D Michael Phelps to the slices bearer. Stunts achia tu Michael Phelps ama utuache tukikula hizo slices after failed stunt.

Mfupa ilitoweka mdomoni mwa fisi? Very sad

Noogle hii kwani ni suspension umepewa ama umefukuziwa fees?

kijana umetoroka shule?

Labda kuna kitu umehepa

:D:D:D:D:D:D

:p:p

izza jo … lakini :D:D:D:D

you are in the prime age of 22-25,no old cat would dare dive and deform their hard earned protruding belly ,first off,they dont swim:D:D:D:D

Haha ee labda acha nijiconsole ivo

sijui kwa nini na cheka:D:D:D:D:D:D

Ulienda kudive shallow end yetu unadai vile you’re an expert swimmer.