I Didn't Know One Day Nitakula za Saddam Hussein, But Praise the Lord!

[FieldMarshal CouchP]

I hope so too. You need to buy some light bulbs for your shack. Weka Mpesa hapa nikuinue. Bure kabisa!

Cheza chini bro uone Jubilee tukifisha 2032.............................

 

[FieldMarshal CouchP]

I've just re-read the mail and I am confused. Why are they asking for my details if they already have them? Si watume hiyo pesa tu, aaaaaaaaai!

 

[Budspencer]

Even Homer Simpson is aware of Nigerian Scammers

 

[threetatu]

For the umpteenth time, please remind them that Kenya is in Africa.. Ama uko Siberia na hatujui?

 

[Eng'iti]

The first one I got in 2000 I was visiting an uncle who had internet in his office...

Ate what? Kweli hii kijiji imejaa wazee

 

[muchunu]

Ate what? Kweli hii kijiji imejaa wazee

2000 I had not yet enjaculated sperm

 

[It's Le Scumbag]

I remember Guka ulieka barua ingine kama hii Klost. These guys are still sending that letter?
But all is well given that Saddam was ya hero. Chukua mbeca muthee..