I dont know why i never learned this very early.

I just saw this post on facebook and it reminded of of campus days. i was dating this damn beautiful lady from Mundus’ region. We were both freshas, she was studying at Strathmore while i was doing my things at KU. I was still a good boy from high school who still believed that women should be treated as kids (Manipulate a lady to open her legs by giving a lot of favors).
i was pampering this chic with lots of goodies, from shopping to everything kumbe this lady akapata ninja ingine kinakula nazo pesa zangu. So one friday she calls me that she is not financially ok and that she has some cold(homa) and that i should help her with some cash if i could. I sent her 800 shillings nikimwambia nitafika kwake keshoyake. (My mother had had sent me money for weekend so i was loaded). The same Friday i had been aliinvited for a graduation party in South C, mimi nafika party saa nne na mamboys, kufika i find the same bitch who had claimed that she feeling cold akidarwa na ninja fulani. To cut the story short thats when i started treating bitches as assholes. sana sana wakenya.
Maybe you can share your story how you pampered you girl only to be cheated on. Ama on how you turned to be a best on this bitches…
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Ushaskia push and pull theory? Ukifika hapo sasa pussy will be lining up your front door

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Bitches be crazy, I feel you bro.

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one of the rites of passage of a man is heartbreak…

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Pole kaka brasa…B4 a Niccur dies,whteva he has encountered in life ,only God n him can narrate.

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I have never and am not about to start being led by the small head.

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Umemaliza kawasaki na ile picha ya twitter?

Women are assholes despite the soft looks from outside. They know it and they appreciate when you dont give a fuck abt them. You should always be armed with that.

nuh bruh

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Hio kitu ni swafi why lie

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Yea thats women for you,give them candy they start demanding shit…serve em shit they start crying for candy.All in all,they are just like kids treat her like one and don’t take her seriously

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‘’…a woman’s heart is like a deep ocean. Too many dark secrets it holds’'.

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[SIZE=4]You’ll lose money chasing women but you’ll never lose women while chasing money.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5][SIZE=4]In other words, focus on your hustle and a time will come when the biggest problem you’ll have to deal with is waking up every morning to rake panties off your lawn.[/SIZE][/SIZE]

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Niliwai cheswa kama nimepeleka kidem kwa club.

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It happens especially in College, but its a learning curve and if you do not gain lessons from that wewe ni punju haisaidiki

Mi nilicheswa pia. I was on working while on vacation,she n the niggur were working in the same building. Spent a whole week working her up for Sato afte. She says oh sijui nini. So I let her be n go for a drink in a bar along Mfangano Street. Several beers later I see her with the niggur laughing n holding hands. Stupid me contrived to ensure that we met n made a reference to her not being home to check on her sick sis. Come Monday she was all like I got delayed by the boss blah blah…And I was like hata hakuna shida,nilikutana na “nani” na sistake tukaenda out,hata nimetoka kwao jana. “Nani” worked in the building.
Lessons learnt n never forgotten

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lazima tupitie coz ni stage ina lesson that hoes will always be hoes n am glad i learnt it nikiwa broke rather than when am loaded.sai me ni uyo"ninja fulani"

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I learnt very hard. Know mimi ndio ninja.

unasema nini???