I had to remix this one..

A LADY’S INBOX:

1…I luv u dear (Hubby)

2…Can i take u out tonite? (EX)

3…I always feel bad when I see u with another man (CEO)

4… Sweetie don’t forget d trip (MD)

5…Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins)

6…Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for u to be by my side (Evans)

7…Consider it done (Senator)

8…Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back (Chairman)

A GUY’S INBOX:

1…UR data bundle will soon expire (Safaricom)

2…Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am married (Jane)

3…Don’t dare call me again, cheat (Patricia)

4…Am warning u, let this month not be a story telling event like the last 3 months (Landlord)

5…Please pay your Okoa Jahazi debt of Kshs 20 (Safaricom)

6…My son, how are you? send money quick, njaa itatumaliza (Mama)

7… I am in the hospital, pls send Kshs 120,000 quick quick for appendix operation or u can keep and use it for my burial (Papa)

8…I av nt seen my period for 3 weeks (Neighbour’s daughter).

9…Please call me (small bro).

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Hio ya papa ni Kali.

haha umejaribu boss…

walai, sisi machali hujionea mambo… but as they say Mwanaume ni effort…!!!

Mwanaume hana rafiki, ni yeye na mungu wake…