A LADY’S INBOX:
1…I luv u dear (Hubby)
2…Can i take u out tonite? (EX)
3…I always feel bad when I see u with another man (CEO)
4… Sweetie don’t forget d trip (MD)
5…Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins)
6…Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for u to be by my side (Evans)
7…Consider it done (Senator)
8…Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back (Chairman)
A GUY’S INBOX:
1…UR data bundle will soon expire (Safaricom)
2…Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am married (Jane)
3…Don’t dare call me again, cheat (Patricia)
4…Am warning u, let this month not be a story telling event like the last 3 months (Landlord)
5…Please pay your Okoa Jahazi debt of Kshs 20 (Safaricom)
6…My son, how are you? send money quick, njaa itatumaliza (Mama)
7… I am in the hospital, pls send Kshs 120,000 quick quick for appendix operation or u can keep and use it for my burial (Papa)
8…I av nt seen my period for 3 weeks (Neighbour’s daughter).
9…Please call me (small bro).