I HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR.

[mozilla]

So It all started with a mild headache the rocking verigo[dizziness]. At first I used some pain killers but it got worse and I went to hospital and was given some strong antibiotics. These did help a little but the problem persisted. I returned to the hospital and was given a different antibiotics. This didnt help so i decided to consult Google. All my symptoms pointed to a brain tumor. So I knew my life was over and i waited for severe symptoms such as stroke etc. I had already started saying bye to my loved ones. So a week ago I decide to go back to hosi. The doctor sends me to an optician. He does some tests and tells me that I am photophobic and it has the same symptoms am having. Like wtf I thought I was gonna die, f**k GOOGLE. I got some glasses and now the symptoms have reduced. Never will i ever google my symtoms Again, FU GOOGLE.
Previous link https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/mozilla-is-sick.51392/

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Glad you are well buddy!

 

[Muhura Ndore]

Ishi kama mawe blasle. *** google

 

[slevyn]

learnt that lesson a very long time ago never google symptoms dr google is an asshole

 

[spear]

Umeamua kuanza Leo na kushtuwa watu.

 

[inzhener otmetka]

All is well that ends well...

 

[LeoK]

This world has very special people. Yaani you almost left us based on Google. Don't worry too much Jesus loves you.

 

[Alchemist]

You being well is awesome.

 

[Theuri wa kigogoine]

Google made me slap my wife a few times. My son akiwa mgonjwa kidogo.....Google.....alafu anakimbia chemist. sanity had to be restored.

 

[Alchemist]

Lesson; pay @Luther12 his due and avoid google scares.

 

[john_doe]

Dr google once convinced me I had HIV hadi nikapoteza 10 kgs juu ya stress when I finally got tested I was as clean as a new born child... never trust Dr google

 

[MBOMB]

Kuna watu kwa hii site hawana phobia ya brain tumor... The tumor will be so lonely and exit as a fart within the hour.

 

[Mfikizolo]

Google made me think i have HIV, worse the more napata stress nakonda ndio google inaendelea kuinsist niko na HIV. For 3 months mraiya nilikula stress only to discover niko well.
I say it again "f**k google"

 

[Chifu]

Dr google once convinced me I had HIV hadi nikapoteza 10 kgs juu ya stress when I finally got tested I was as clean as a new born child... never trust Dr google

Hahaa...I can relate. Yangu kwanza had more complications like mouth infection....ka ishafika level 2. Kuna thread mahali

 

[MegaKing]

So It all started with a mild headache the rocking verigo[dizziness]. At first I used some pain killers but it got worse and I went to hospital and was given some strong antibiotics. These did help a little but the problem persisted. I returned to the hospital and was given a different antibiotics. This didnt help so i decided to consult Google. All my symptoms pointed to a brain tumor. So I knew my life was over and i waited for severe symptoms such as stroke etc. I had already started saying bye to my loved ones. So a week ago I decide to go back to hosi. The doctor sends me to an optician. He does some tests and tells me that I am photophobic and it has the same symptoms am having. Like wtf I thought I was gonna die, f**k GOOGLE. I got some glasses and now the symptoms have reduced. Never will i ever google my symtoms Again, FU GOOGLE.
Previous link https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/mozilla-is-sick.51392/

I had similar experience, google and concluded it was brain tumor. I visited hosi and got adviced to have eye check.
https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/sharp-pain-on-the-left-temple-of-my-head.48948/
and
https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/i-have-myopia.50576/

 

[Liberty]

I went through your previous thread and noted with a lot of concern the contents of the replies and I was shocked. People here are not serious. A person says he is sick and people make jokes over him.

Have a healthy life.

 

[4makind]

faga!!!! pakini!!

 

[Mombasa]

...google is fine especially to a medic. But to a layman, its complicated. There is something called DIFFERENTIAL DIAGNOSIS. Yaani, same symptoms can present for different diseases eg malaria, typhoid, food poisoning etc. It takes a medic to know the specific symptoms and also laboratory investigations to be done to know the specific ailment.
How do you even conclude you have a brain tumor without any medical examination?
With NHIF, outpatient is sorted and catered for, ie consultation, lab examinations, diagnosis and even treatment, ole wenu mnao jitibu.....

 

[jagger_snr]

I never Google anything. Just the other day I f*cked some random chic and since the plastic ban was approaching the reality..nkasema mapema mapema nianze practice ya kuenda raw. So the whole night jagger is a happy man but after two days I start feeling a burning sensation/itching when passing urine. I consult the woman ananiambia apana yeye ako sawa. Shait!
Those in the medical field and I know somthing about normal flora..viruses n bacteria that help fighting pathogens in our bodies and they themselves don't harm the individual..and if am not wrong, I think the vag*na has alot of them and their strength and reactions vary from one to the other.
Baaas! Whoever said I ain't a genius must be shaming by now..coz I just organised a coital session with another momo of mine na nkamake sure nmemwaga ndaaani na kukaa for two minutes still ndaaani. Hehee am about to publish this discovery coz I think whatever was itching my rod was properly dealt with na saa hii ata kunyoora ni kila saa just to confirm if I need some more treatment.
Good thing I know something that Google won't tell you.. that the treatment of anything from a vag.... is in the next.

 

[Alchemist]

the treatment of anything from a vag.... is in the next.

U-genius tu ndio itakuua.