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  1. Syntax_error

    Syntax_error Village Elder

    Ctrl+C - Ctrl+V from usikusacco dotcom
    Conceal my id and let the members judge me atleast inaeza punguza dhambi zangu
    Me and my good friends actually their nick names were Mnati ngui, Kaparo and i was Kathombothi i know they are not in the channel and none of the victim is in the channel too....we used to live in the same plot and worked in the same office.

    Any of us would bring his girlfriend to our place and the girlfriend would bring along two sisters or cousins u know what would follow (life was sweet u know) there was this day Kaparo's chick brought her niece who was meant for Mnati ngui coz i was dating the sister and it was on a friday afternoon so my buddies were at work and she was left with me to wait for Mnati ngui at 4 ufisi nayo..nikakaguza kakajikuja kama andazi waaah mtoto wa ushago sema matako kuparara lakini aithuru nikapiga kitu haraka!

    Nikajua my guys are almost kufika, unfortunatly/fortunately Kaparo arrives alone bila Mnati ngui nikampigia story but i didnt tell him nimenyandua and he immediately tells me niende kwa room yake niwaache! After 40-50 mins he joins me very happy telling me nisiambie Mnati nikajua ashakula at 7 Mnati comes and i call him kwa room yangu nikahand over mali yake... she got pregnant unlucky kid she came late when we were going next level ya kuleta maworkmates...

    Finally things resurfaces at once 7 girls pregnant 2 by me 3 by Mnati 1 by Kaparo and the other 1 by we dont know .
    2 of my workmate wakakwama na mimi till one already has a son with me the other one anapanga kupata mtoto next yr hivi, I dont know whether i love them though we meet whenever i am home, there are also these two other ladies in this channel (i am sure coz every time i visit tunasoma stuff Kilimani Mums together) i love them equally but one is a freak in bed though she told me she has had sex with 4 guys too many for a chick but its fine coz i lied to her i have fucked 2 ladies pamoja na yeye ni 3 but in real sense i have had sex with 19 women and 1 was cj and bj... lots of lies she believes i am 25 yet am over 30 ...

    By the way i want to close it at 20 lakini huyu wa 20 should be hotter Kaparo has a kid too with a lady workmate but these ladies are secretive coz i dont think they know what happened to each of them... Its now 4 years since we disappeared from that town baada ya hizo dramas.

    Kaparo is somewhere in Central Kenya, Mnati in Turkana, Kathombothi in a neighbouring country.

    To be continued.....
  2. 4star

    4star Village Elder

    Aki ni macho yangu imechoka ama ni mimi sielewi nini hii nguruwe inaandika..punctuations bro
    Last edited: Jul 17, 2017
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  3. pamba

    pamba Village Sponsor

    Hekaya mufti.
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  4. Art

    Art Village Elder

    Please tell us that you are at the looney house in Mathare and that mnati ngui and kaparo are the demons that live in you.
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  5. It's Le Scumbag

    It's Le Scumbag Village Elder

    One story. Told in 7 sentences. This must be a record somewhere...
  6. pseudonym

    pseudonym Village Elder

    " i love them equally but one is a freak in bed though she told me she has had sex with 4 guys too many for a chick "

    :D:p:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:p:p:p:p:p:D:D:D yeah? Try multiplying by two (or five in some cases) then you get the real number.
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  7. LeoK

    LeoK Village Elder

    A b.itch telling you she has slept with 4 men? my fren, even sj pokos have never been screwed that much.
    Giggz, pseudonym and It's Le Scumbag like this.
  8. ChifuMbitika

    ChifuMbitika Senior Villager

    Unahitaji kupewa kerol
  9. HustlerA

    HustlerA Villager

    unajaribu kusema nini mninja?
  10. leviathon

    leviathon Senior Villager

    haaaaaaahahahaha huyu amejichocha sana apa.......
  11. spider507

    spider507 Village Elder

    Hi Hekaya haiwez mek ata kwa folk tales Lakini imeni nice though
  12. Gustavo

    Gustavo Senior Villager

    :D:D:D What goes around comes around
  13. Budspencer

    Budspencer Village Elder

    So mnati ngui came and swam in your jizz? waah, dunia ina mambo kweli. Muaambukizana ukimwi wenywe kwa wenyewe
  14. mariachi

    mariachi Village Elder

    i know a 20 year old intern who has been smashed by 3 ninjas i know. in like a month. huyu body count yake inaekwa to the power of n. siku izi ni noma
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